Yaad

Ek sahib: (Dusre sei) Aapka naam kya hei.
Dusre sahib: Mujhe Shareef khete hein.
Phele sahib: Bhai mei yeh nahi puch raha hoon kei aap shareef hein ya badmash, mei toh aapka naam puch raha hoon

Ek kanjoos shaks ki murgi chori hogayi. Us nei faisla kiya ke das din taq roti nahi khayega taake murgi ka nuqsaan pura hojaye. Do din khana na khane sei woh bahot dubla hogaya. Ek din who shaher ja raha tha raste mei use usse bhi patla aadmi mila. Kanjoos usse khene laga. Meri toh murgi chori huwi hei, mager youn lagta hei jese tumhari bakri kho gayi hei

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their
position As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the wife asked sarcastically, Relatives of yours?
Yep, the husband replied, in-laws

one day nasruddin faught wid his wife she pushd him from the roof of thier house and was badly injurd.all his friends and relatives came to him and asked :how did it happen man
he says :go and fight with my wife u will know that how it happend
not a bad joke i guess

DO MAWALI JA RAHAY HOTAY HAIN AIK KAHTA HAI K TO KAHAN PER JA RAHA HAI DOSRA KAHTA HAI K MEIN GHAR JA RAHA HOON PHILA KAHTA HAI K MEIN SAMHJA K TO GHAR JA RAHA HAI

DO ADMI TEREEN MEIN SAFAR KAR RAHAY HOTAY HAIN AIK DOSRE SE POCHTA HAI K BHAI AAP KHAN PER JA RAHAY HO DOSRA JAWAB DETA HAI K MEIN LAHOR JA RAHA HOON TO PAHLA BHARA HOTA HAI TO WHO KAHTA HAI K MEIN SAMHJA K SHAYAD AAP LAHOR JA RAHAY HO

jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga

Boy : Jaan-e-man... is dil me aaja na!
Girl : Sandal utaron kya?
Boy : Pagli, yeh masjid nahi hai aise hi aaja

do bachi school der se pahunchi istadd ni kaha q late hogai
aik ni jawab di muj see rupia gum hogia ta
dosri ni jawab dia maine ose per peer raka ta
hai na khoobsorat joke
nai koi bat nahi acha per sona woo ga