Yaad

ik admi ki ghari kharab ho jathi hai to makanik ke pass jatha hai to use kehtha hai ke meri ghari dekhien chal nahi rahihai to makenik jo hotha hai ghari kholtha hai to andar machar to mara hooa hai (jo ke ghari ka driver tha)

aik mother hoti hai us ka aik beta un kay gher mehmaan aate hain umi bolthi hai beta jao kitchen say semosay lay ker aao wo aate aate sre semosay kha jaata hai us ki umi poochti hai semosay kehan hain wo bolta dum a dum mast qelender semosay pate kay under.

3 behnay hoti hain aik undhi,lunghri,or gunji
undhi bolti hai maine aik phool dekha hai,lunghri bolti hain main baag ker lay ker aati hoon,gunji bolti hai juldi kero maine apnay baaloon main legati hoon.

A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant . While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.

He asked the waiter, What is that you just served?

The waiter replied, Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull--s testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!

The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, What the heck, I--m on vacation down here! Bring me an order!

The waiter replied, I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.

Ek admi jahaz may safar karraha tha us nay air hostes ko awaz dee, jaab wo pass aayee tu us
admi nay air hostes say kuch pucha tu air hostes nay us kay gall per aik zoor ka thapar mara
aur chalee gayee, us admi kay saat wali seat per bethay howay dosray admi nay pucha kay is nay
aap ko thapar kyoon mara tu pehlay admi nay kaha pata nahi may nay tu baas itna pucha tha
kay peshab karnay ki jaga kahan hay us nay kaha kay pechay hay tu maynay kaha kay pehlay
tu agay hoti thee!!!!

aik dafa aik admi nicha wali manzil sa uper wali manzil per chori karne chala giya .malik na us ko pakar liya, aur kehna laga k chori karna aye tha. wo bola nahien gir gaya tha ,wo hairan ho kar bola log nicha girta hain tum uper gir gaye tha? wo bola kya karoon un par jo hua.............. life2000pk2000@yahoo.com

ek baar ek father apne bete ko ek machis ki dibbi lane ko kehta hai.jab beta lata hai to un mein se ek bhi machis nahin jalti. father jab bete ko yeh batata hai to beta kehta hai ki aap kya keh rahen hain paapa main to saari test karke laaya tha!!!!!!!!!!!

jab kutte ki maut aati hai....... ................. ................. .................. ................ .................... .............. ......... ................. .................. ................. tab kutta mar jata hai!!!!!

ek baar ek jungle mein do aadami tatti kar rahe hote hain to kahin se ek saamp aa jaata hai. pehla aadmi doosre se poochhta hai ki kya tujhe daar lag raha hai to doosra kehta hai ki nahin. phir pehla kehta hai ki too apni dho meri kyon dho raha hai......!!!!!!