Yaad

aik aadmi mer jata hai ,farishtay us k pass atay hain aur poochtay hain k tum janataur duzakh mein se kis mein jana chahu geyvo kehta hai k dekh ker faisla karoon ga.vo pehlay janat dekhnay jata hai vahan dekhta hai k loog aibadat mein masroof hain is k baad duzakh dekhnay jata hai vahan kya dekhta hai k loog disco dances aur khanay piinay mein masroof hain aur mazay lay rahein hain chunanchay vo faisla kerta hai k vo duzakh jaey ga.vo bara khush khush duzakh kii taraf chal perta hai aur jaisay hii duzakh mein enter hu jata hai tu ilaan hota hai k AB CHAEY KA WAKFA KHATAM HUA JATA HAI IS LIAY SAB ULTAY LATAK JAO heeheheeh [bazoaq loogon ko ye lateefa zaroor pasand aey ga likin auroon k baray mein kuch kaha nahin ja sakhta heeheheh]

ikk larka ro raha hota hay os ka dost os kay pass ata hay or phochta hay yaar tum qion ro
rahay ho.wo kha ta may ree morgee mar gai
hay isi liya ro raha hoon dosra dost khata hay
iss may ronay kee kon see bat hay may to
tab bhi nahi roya tha jab mayra dada fote hoya
thay.phlay dost nay rotay hoya jawab dee mayree morgee to anday datee thi kiya tum haray dada anday daytay thay?

aik aorat kay haa do jurwa bachy peda hovee tu doctor sahab kehny laga ajj kal tashadud kay waqiyat itny bar gy hain kay bachy beakely any say dartty hai

do pagal quaid-e-azam k mazar ka pass se ja rahe hotey eik pagal jab mazar ka ird gird guard kharey dhekta tu woh dosrey pagal se kheta yaar ye guard kio kkharey hai . dosra pagal us rakh k eik chammat deta aur kheta abe ullo k phatey agar quaid-e-azam bhag jaye ge tu tera baap pakar k laye ga .

eik ghar mai eik bacha hota woh bhoot khush hotey jab khatnay karwane ka time ata tu mia biwi apas mai lar partey mia kheta k khatnay nayi(hair dresser) karey ga magar biwi bolti nahi doctor se karwani hai woh dono is masle ko le kar masjid k molwi sahab k pas hatey aur khetey k ye khe rahe hai k doctor se karwai ge aur mai khe rha ho k nayi se molvi sahab khetey khatney aap kisi se bhi karwaye magar KHAL MASJID KO HI JAYE GI .

Ansu teray niklay to ankhein mere hoon,Dil tera dhadkay to dhadkan mere ho,
Khuda keray hamare dossti itni gehri ho kay Bussines tu keray or Income mere ho.

On Vidai, Dulhan--s Father gave a Note to boy-GOODS DELIVERED ONCE,WILL NOT BE TAKEN BACKBoy too Gave a Note to Sasurji WARANTEE NOT VALID IF SEAL IS BROKEN

Once in the evening, sardaar jee--s friends told him a countless jokes of SIKHS. Sardaar Ji went back home in the night and asked her wife: can you please tell me a joke in which I or any other SIKH is not involved?
She replied: Oh sure, Sardaar Ji, once again I--m Pregnant..........

aik din aik larka apni ammi se kehta hai k ammi ammi ! sath wale bagherat ho gay hain to us ki ammi kehti hainacha chalo kal se hum bhi bagherat ho jain gayto us ka beta kehta hai nahin ammi aj se