Yaad

A DIPLOMATIC KISS!!!!

General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Aishwarya Rai & Margaret Thatcher, are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel
and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound smooooch <<...OLE_Obj...>> and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel.
Both women and Gen Musharraf are sitting there looking perplexed.
Vajpayee is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Thatcher is thinking:

These Indians are all crazy after Aishwarya. Vajpayee must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Aishwarya is thinking:

Vajpayee must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped.

Vajpayee is thinking:

Damn it, Musharraf must have tried to kiss Aishwarya, she must have thought it was me and slapped my face.

Musharraf is thinking:

If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Vajpayee again.!!!!!!!!

the man asked the student why ur teacher wears sunglasses while teaching in the class?the student replied bcoz we r so bright

ikk admee jo road par khara tha fakeer os
kay pass aya or sawal kiya Allah kay nam par
daydo baba.os admi nay kha tama tar khao
fakeer nay phir sawal kiya Allah kay nam daydo baba admi nay phior kha tama tar khao
fakeer nay os admi kay sath karay sakas say
kha may is say beekh mang raha hoon or ya
mojay kha raha hay tamatar khao.dosaray saks nay kha kay ya kha raha hay kama kar khao.

ikk kangos ka 100 ka noot goom ho gaya
os nay saree gaybain cheak kar lee par wo
apni coote jayb cheak nahi karta os ka dost jo os kay sath hota hay os say khata hay yaar
tum apni chote jayb cheak q nahi kartay to kanjos nay kha yaar mojay daar hay agar os may na hoyay to kahin mojay heart attack na
ho gaya.

Ikk bachay ki mosal sal nakk bha rahi thi os
kay kareeb ikk anti karee os ko dakh rahi thi.anti nay bachay say kha kiya tumharay pass romal hay to bachay nay kha kay ami nay kha tha kisi ko dayna nahi.

3 cheezein aisee hain jin seyinsan dour nahi bhag sakta....1- mout..2) museebat aur teesree tati

yeh baat ghour karney walee hai key aurtein mardon kee nizbat sey kam kiyoun martee hain..is ka jawab yeh hai key..sara din yeh khatoon moun per make up karkey phirtee hain aur jab raat ko mout ka farishta leiney ata hai tu unko chader utha ker jab deikhta hai to koyee aur hota hai to wo saaf bach jatee hain.......

DO DOST HOTEY HAI UN KO LAHORE JANA HOTA HAI PER TRAIN MAIN JAGAH NAHIN HOTI HAI AUR UN MAIN SE EIK DOST KEHTA HAI KE APAN KO EIK PURA EIK BLOCK MILEE GA TO MERA JADOO DEKH
WOH TRAIN KE AAKIHRRI BLOCK MAIN JAAA KAR KEHTA HAI KE IS BLOCK MAIN SAANP HAI
TO SAAB LOG UTH KAR CHALEE JATEY HAI AUR YEH AARAAM SE BLOCK MAIN SOO JATEY HAIN. TO SUBAH EK KOLI (SAAMAN UTHNEY WALA ) AATA HAI TO YEH DONO DOST KEHTAI HAIN KE LAHORE AA GAYA KIYA? WOH HANS KER KEHTA HAI HAI TUMHAIN NAHIN PATA IS TRAIN MAIN SAANP(SNACK)_AA GAYA THA .
IS LIYE YEH DABA(BLOCK TRAIN SE NIKAL DIYA THA

KASH MEIREE BIWI REEMA HOTEE.....
KASH MEIN EK HASEEN LARKA HOTA...
KASH MEIN AMEER HOTA......
KASH MEIREY PASS MERCEDES HOTEE....
KASH.....

ABEY UTH SUBHA HOGAYEE HAI!!!!