Yaad

no body know
what is hate
i will tell you
what is hate
H for heat dont gave
A for anger dont take
T for temper dont loose
E for enemy dont make
Now
every body know what is hata

one day two friends are gone to attend the interview.one fellow is fool and other one is clever.1st turn comes to the clever fellow.the interviewer asked
the following query.
a)who is the president of u.s.a.?
ans)bush
b)how many days are there in a year?
ans)365 days
c)how many stars are there in sky?
ans)still scientists are finding
after that clever one coming out form the room.Then fool ask the what are the answers.then he says bush,365,still scients are finding.
then interviewerask the fool fellow
a)what is u r name?
he says bush
b)what is u r age?
365 days
c) are u mad?
he says still scientist are finding.
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one day a man came to a doctors house and said
man: Sir it--s very serious;
doctor: what--s the matter?
man: my friend is very serious>
doctor: what happened?
man: he is vommiting every hour;
doctor: ok
man: what is the fee?
doctor: if u bring the patient to my clinc its just 20 Rupee.
man: what if u treat him in home?
doctor: it is 45 rupee
man: come on doctor let--s go home
>> so the doctor with the man drived home with doctor--s own car,and then they got home
doctor:(anxiously) where is the patient?
man: thank u sir!
doctor: it--s ok where is the patient?
man: he is not here sir!
doctor: then why did disturbed me?
man: SIR when i asked an autorickshaw driver what is the cost to reach from there to here, he said its 90 rupees>
doctor: so what?
man: i got home with 45 rupees sir haa haa haa hah
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eik pehlwan dosaray admi ko kehta hay kay mian tumhay itnay zoor ka thaper maro ga kay tum germany pohanch jao gay,dosra admi kehta hay main tumhay itna zoor ka thaper maro ga tum japan pohanch jao gay ,eik aur admi ata hay aur kehta hay ,kay bhei sahab mochay lahore jana hay aur mery pass pasay nahei hein aap mochay eik halka sa thaper mar dei kay main lahore pohanch jao haaaaaaaaa

Once a husband and a wife were sleeping in the night. they woke in the morning and the wife said I saw a dream that you were sending me jewellery and clothes! The husband said Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!

EK ADMI EK DUKANDAR SE EK ANDA KHARIDNE AAYA AUR USNE SABSE BADA ANDA (EGG) KHARIDA AUR GHAR LEKE GIYA AUR USKE BIWI NE JAISE HI ANDA THODA AUR DEKHA USME KUCH NAHI THA TO WOH BAHUT HI GUSSA HO KAR ANDA WALE KE PAAS GIYA AUR USSE BAHOUT JAGHRA HO GAYA TO PHIR AAKHIR MIEN WO DONO POLTRY FIRM MEIN GAYE AUR WOHAN KI MANAGER SE SHIKAYAT KIYA , PAR MANAGER MANA NAHI AUR BAAT BAHUT BAR GAYA , USI WAQAT MURGA MURGI SE KAHA KI DEKHA CONDOM USE KARNE SE KYA HOTA HAI.

Boss Saleem & Worker Hussan and Worker New job in oppt
first day of job

Sir Saleem : tell me what u doing in computer Hussan
JI Hussan : Nothing Sir Saleem Only Typing in Urdu and English and Designer and Letter and more
Boss Saleem : O Good Then im Give u job ok start ur work
HA Hussan : thanks sir Saleem For Give me job
Boss Saleem : ok Write Letter in Urdu
JI Hussan :ok Sir
Boss Saleem : fast Hussan dont vase time
bolo Hussan :Now Hussan is Write Letter in Urdu and now Boss Saleem is Read
Boss Saleem : Good Hussan ur Write Letter
kay ha Hussan: Yes Sir
Boss Saleem : ok Give me Im Read
Hussan : ya La Sir Letter App ka
Boss Saleem : O Hussan what u Write This ur not know Urdu
Hussan : Ji sir u tell me Write Letter In Urdu
Boss Saleem: yes i m tell u Write in Urdu not in Urdu English
Hussan : Sir ur not know chat
Boss Saleem: yes i m know
Hussan :then Sir Tell me how how people is chat u
Saleem : In Engish
Hussan: Yes sir i m know how people is chat
Saleem : Then tell me Hussan
Hussan: hey Saleem Tum kay kar ra ho or app ka bata or bate kasa ha or sub
Saleem : yes hussan ur Right
Hussan : then sir i m Write Letter Right
Saleem: Get Out
Hussan: sir u tell me write letter in Urdu ok sir i m know Know Urdu and sir i m always using internet that why im write letter in Chat Urdu Lange
SAleem: ok i m give u again one warring
Hussan :ok Sir

aik sikh ne apnay samnay walay ghar main aik ladki phansai hoti hai.aik din sikh us ladki ko chat per se ishara kerta haikay tum gher per aa na ghar per koi nahi ho ga.woh jab us kay ghar per jati hai to wahan per waqai koi nahi hota.HA HA HA.

Aik bacha apnay abbu se kehta hai ke abbu mujhe motor cycle dila dien abbu kehtay hain beta allah ne paoon kis liye diye hain beta kehta hai aik break laganay ke liye doosra gear laganay ke liye

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, I am very rich. Marry me! That--s Direct Marketing.

You--re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, He--s very rich. Marry him. That--s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, Hi, I--m very rich. Marry me. That--s Telemarketing.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, I--m rich. Marry me She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That--s Customer Feedback.