Yaad

Ek Dawat Mai ek Andha bhi Shareeq Tha, Khanay mai Rus Gulay Bhi Thay Ittefaq Sai Andhay Ki Plate Mai ek Rus Gulay Mai Pathar Aagaya, is Nai pathar Mun Mai Dala aur zor Zor Sai Chabanay Laga,Aakhir na tota to Pathar Ko Apne ek Haath Sai ek taraf Kar Kai Phenk Diya Ittefaq Sai woh Pathar Samnay Walay Aadmi Kay Sir Par Laga Aur woh Sir Pakar Kar Zor Zor Sai Chillanay laga Toot Gaya Toot Gay Yeh Suntai Hi Andhay nai Jaldi Sai Kaha Toot Gaya Ho To Wapis Kar Dai Na

teacher ask children,what do you wish 2 do in future?
rameez: i want 2 be a pilot.
vinod: i want 2 be a doctor.
deepa: i want to be a good mother.
ravi: i want to help deepa

A man is daying of cancer
his son asked his father. Dad why do you keep telling people that you --re daying of Aid--s ? so father told his son that when i am dead no one will dare to touch your mom

ha ha ha ha ha ha :::::::

Question: what is a difference between stress,tension and panic ?
Answer: stress is when wife is pregnant , tension is when girl friend inpregnant and panic is when both are pregnant

your joke

aey haseen larki tu ne kia mahfel saja rakhe hai umey tu wo cheez chachiea jo tu ne tangoo mein chupa rakhe hai ....... howz that one dudes!

person1:Yar menaray pakistan kyou nahi jhukta. person2:jhukta hai magar jab woh herah munde ko deekhta hai to dubara sedha ho jata hai.

hazaroon larkiyan asi k
har larki pay dam nikalay
jis larki pay dam nikalay
wo larki ghar say kam nikalay.

IK DAFA DO CHEETIAN KHUB SHARAB PEE KUR GHOM RAHI HOTI HIN UNHAY SAMANY SAY IK HATHI AATA HUA NZ AATA HI TO WOH IK DRUKHT PER CHADH JATI HAIN JUB HATHI DRUKHT K NEECHAY SAY GUZRTA HAI TO IK CHEETI KA PAIR PHISAL JATA HAI OR WOH HATHI PER GIR JATI HAI TO DOOSRI CHEETI US SAY KAHTI HAI MUSUL DAY SAALAY KO