joke

hi

aik dafa aik admi train main safar ker raha hota hai or pichlay 5 min say apni tang per khujli ker raha hota hai lekin usay kuch mehsos hi nahi ho raha hota.woh apnay sath walay musafir ko kehta hai kaya bahai lagta hai meri tang sun ho gai hai,main kafi der se is per khujli ker raha hon lekin kuch mehsos hi nahi ho rahasath wala musafir kehta hai kay bahi sahab app pichlay panch min se meri tang per khujli ker rahay hain.to app ko kaya khak mehsos ho gi...???

aik acha ladka hota hai aik shrarti ladka hota hai dono bhai hotain hain apni ammi kai sath bazar jatain hain shrarti ladka road jaldi say bhag kar cross karleta hai phir jab acha ladka cross karta hai to wo road pay jata hai aur daien dekhta hai phir jab baien dekhta hai to aik car us ko mar deti hai ami poochti hai hospital main beta dekha nhi tha kia? acha ladka bolta hai ap he nai to kha tha road pay daien aur baien dekh kar cross karna :)

aik din aik kisaan sarak k kinarey betha hota hai achanak us ki nazar aik light par parti hai wo us light ko dekhtey dekhtey aagey tak nikal jata hai abey bas kar na yaar aur na parh joke kiu kia sab kuch bata doon..........hehe

zameen se lay ker asma tak
asma se lay ker zameen tak
zameen se lay ker asma tak
asma se lay ker zameen tak
zameen se lay ker asma tak
asma se lay ker zameen tak

bas.......
hawa hi hawa hai

phone ki ghantee bajtee hai sohar biwi say kahta hai kah mera ho tu kah dena main ghar main nahi ho.biwi ph per kahtee hai maray shohar ghar main hai.tu shohar naraz ho kar kahta hai main nai kaha tha kah main ghar main nhai ho.biwi kahtee hai yah mera ph tha.ha ha ha aha ah

Ali: mom, can i go out to play?
Mother:what?? with those torn trousers?
Ali: no, with the kids across the road!!!

Anas: Hi, Ali! what r u doing?
Ali: plz dont bother me i m writing a letter to my grand mother.
Anas: but why r u writing so slowly.
Ali: cauze my grand mother cannot read fast!!!

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