joke

once a fool asked from a fool who are you?
a fool replied i am a fool.then the fool asked the same quetion from the other fool that who are you that fool replied that i am also a fool because i am waisting my time with a fool asking such foolish questions.

there were three people 1 name was shit the 2nd was pardon the 3rd was manners
one day they decided to go for a walk shit and manners got stuck in the drain pardon went to the police and said my friends are stuck in the drain the police asked him what was your name he said pardon the police asked again what was your name he said pardon the police said where is your manners pardon said manners is stuck in drain whith shit.. he he he he he he he .

eik din aik admi stage pe aa kar gana gane lagta hi our bar bar us ke dant zemin per gir Jate hin our woh bar bar utha kar mu min rakhta hi pher gana gana gane lagta hi tu us ke dant gir jate hin, hall mein se eik admi kadra ho kar kaitha hi gana bi sunaoge yan pher castte hi badelte rohoge.

once a monkey asks his mother monkey
y r we so ugly
she replied at least we r little ugly the guys who read this r more ugly then us

A man asked another man,where is Bhati gate situated?he replied,it is near the DATA DARBAAR.But i also dont know where the DATA DARBAAR is?he enquired.it is near Bhati,he answered.the first man asked with surprise,But i dont know where both of these are. Both are very close to each other,the man replied.

A Sarder goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, What is that shiny object? The clerk replies, That is a thermos flask. The Sarder then asks, What does it do? The clerk responds, It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold. The Sarder says, I--ll take it! The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His Sarder boss sees him and asks, What is that shiny object with you? He said, It--s a thermos flask. The boss then says, What does it do? He replies, It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. The boss said, Wow, what do you have in it? The Sarder replies, Two cups of coffee and a coke.

ADMI NAAI SE;MERI TERE NAAM WALI CUTTING KAR DO.
NAAI UISKI TIND KAR DETA HAI
ADMI GHUSE SE ;YE KYA KIA HAI???
NAAI; MAI KYA KAROON MAI NE DEKHI HI END SE HAI.

one man from village came to the modern city, he liked it but he saw everybody was talking in english so he decided to learn english,His first lesson was a poem twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder what you are so he repeated the poem tande tande aam ka achar khalo chapati leke dakar.

A boy came running to his mother and asked her
Mother! plz give me Rs 10, as i want to help a poor man
His mother asked but where is the poor man? He is at the corner of our street selling icecreams!
the boy said innocently.