joke

ap jaisay dost humain kuch khas lagtay hain...
is liye hum ap say aik asss rakhtay hain.......
na janay kab a jaiy ap ka sms ....
is liye mobile dil kay pass rakhtay hain.....

chand ko ghoroor hai........,
kay is kay pass noor hai............,
tu kia hova mujay bi ghoroor hai............
kay mera dost langoor hai........................,


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boy says to girl : tutey dil se mohabbat karo gi ya dil tutney tak mohabbat karo gi
Girl says to boy: Tuti hoi chappal se pitey ga ya chappal tutney tak pitey ga
0321-4651339
0300-4383274
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kyun_bata0@yahoo.com

subah teri shaam meri ho



din tera raat meri ho



or jab mout aye to ay dost qabar teri usmain laash?
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teri hi ho mairi kiun ho?????????

Who are you? Why do you keep messaging me? Who gave you my number?
Please never msg me again.
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Main ne kabhi aisa kaha? Nahi na to msg kero na!!

Teacher - Agar sache dil se bhagwan se prathna ki jaye to woh poori hoti hai!!!

Student - Rehne do sir, agar aisa hota to aap zinda nahi hote....


03222389280

Koi
Acha
Pyara
aur
New
SMS
to

delete kerdo.
kyon k Send to tum ne kerna nahi hai.


03222389280

Zalil hony ka sab se aasan tareeqa,
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Uff toba!!
Kitna shoq hai zalil honey ka, Tareeqa dhoond rahe ho.

03222389280

It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.

Jake asks her, What are you up to?

Alice smiles, I--m going hunting with you!

Jake, though he had many reservations about this, reluctantly decides to take her along.

Later they arrive at the hunting site. Jake sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her, If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I--ll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.

Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn--t bag an elephant... much less a deer. Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots.

Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming: Get away from my deer!

Confused, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell: Get away from my deer! followed by another volley of gunfire.

Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air.

The cowboy, obviously distraught, says: Okay, lady, okay!!!! You can have your deer!!! Just let me get my saddle off it!


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Sunnycheema36@hotmail.com

Kash ap bakra hute
Hum apko pathe kilate
Apko singhon se pakadte


Phir apse pyar se puchte
Beta bata pagal kon
To ap badye pyar se kehte



Main main

tumhare number ko kia huwa hai
maine abhi call ki thi to ek pyari si awaz main ek larki boli
jis bandar se ap bat karna chahte han wo drakht k sath latka ha and try later.
03216809923

MOSAM SHABAB KA, NASHA SHARAB KA, PARDA JANAB KA, AUR RANG GULAB KA, IN SAB SE HASEEN, IN SAB SE LAJAWAB DEKHO SMS PADNE WALA..MENDAK TALAAB KA...!!
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DECENT BOY;
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Girl--s father- Main nahi chahta k meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k saath guzare. ..

Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use yahan se le jane aya hun

american fouji 1 saal k bad chtti ki darkhwast le kar oficer k pas gaya, oficer,, kiun chutti par jana chahte ho? fouji. sir bivi se milne ko dil kar raha he.oficer kehne laga room number 4 main chale jao.fouji jub room no.4 main gaya to wahan 1 lambi line lagi hui thi wo bhi line main lag gaya.jub us ki bari ayi to dekha 1 fouji ghori bana huwa he or har fouji apni bari par us ki[ G] mar k chala jata he.us ne bhi esa hi kia.or jub bhi chutti mangne jata us ko room no.4 main bhej dia jata.1 din phir chutti mangne gaya to oficer bola sorry apko chutti nai mil sakti.fouji kiun sir?oficer.,is lie k aaj aage ghori ban ne ki bari tumhari he[.....haris khan niazi.0303-7503303