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tumhare number ko kia huwa hai
maine abhi call ki thi to ek pyari si awaz main ek larki boli
jis bandar se ap bat karna chahte han wo drakht k sath latka ha and try later.
03216809923

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03214878552

Girl--s father- Main nahi chahta k meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k saath guzare. ..

Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use yahan se le jane aya hun

american fouji 1 saal k bad chtti ki darkhwast le kar oficer k pas gaya, oficer,, kiun chutti par jana chahte ho? fouji. sir bivi se milne ko dil kar raha he.oficer kehne laga room number 4 main chale jao.fouji jub room no.4 main gaya to wahan 1 lambi line lagi hui thi wo bhi line main lag gaya.jub us ki bari ayi to dekha 1 fouji ghori bana huwa he or har fouji apni bari par us ki[ G] mar k chala jata he.us ne bhi esa hi kia.or jub bhi chutti mangne jata us ko room no.4 main bhej dia jata.1 din phir chutti mangne gaya to oficer bola sorry apko chutti nai mil sakti.fouji kiun sir?oficer.,is lie k aaj aage ghori ban ne ki bari tumhari he[.....haris khan niazi.0303-7503303