Bull

One day, an American was touring Spain.
After his day spent sightseeing, he stopped
at a local restaurant noted for its exotic
cuisine. While sipping his wine, he noticed
a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter
being served at the next table. Not only
did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, ""What is that you
just served?""

The waiter replied, ""Ah, senor, you have
excellent taste! Those are the bull-s balls
from the bullfight this morning. A delicacy!""

The American, though momentarily daunted
when he learned the origin of the dish, said
""What the hell, I-m on vacation! Bring me an
order!""

The waiter replied, ""I am so sorry, senor.
There is only one serving a day since there
is only one bullfight each morning. If you
come early tomorrow and place your order,
we will be sure to serve you this delicacy!""

The next morning the American returned,
placed hisorder, and was served the one
and only special delicacy of the day.
After a few bites and inspecting the
contents of his platter, he called to the
waiter and said, ""These are much, much
smaller than the ones I saw you serve
yesterday!""

The waiter promptly replied, ""Si, senor!
Sometimes the bull wins!""