1 bhikaari sahib 1 rupaya dedo. sahib>tumhain road py kharay ho k bheek mangtay huay sharam nahi aati? bhikari>to kya saalay tairay aik rupay k liyay daftar khol lu?

teacher: tum late q aye ho
student: ammi abu lar rahe thay...
teacher: tu es main tumhara kya kam tha
student:mera 1 joota ammi k pas orr doosra abbu k pas tha

wo mujhy kabhi kitab,
tu kabhi gulab likhta hy,


kiya us nalaik ko nahi pata ke
main insaan hoo?

1 chinese bacha apne pakistani dost se:::
yar mere abbu ki death ho gaye ha
pakistani ohh yar chinese cheeso ka yeahi tu masala ha

3 mouse wre boasting abt their bravery
Mouse1: I poisoned the dogs meat Mouse2: I ate cheese from the trap
Mouse3: oK Guys I--m leaving, i--ve a date with cat!

earth may stop rotating,,,
birds may stop flying,,,,,
candels may stop melting,,
fishes may stop swimming,,
heart may stop beating,,,,
but



ur brain not start working

Heer says to Raanjha:
Ki Hasil Kitta Way Mayn Teri Heer Ban K

Raanjha says:
Bandriye!
Mayn Kera Raanjha ban k S.P lag gaya wan???

Ishq kitta c zorr shorr de naal,
Phirda c waday tod de naal,
Par aggay tu ishq kariin zra ghor de naal
Kiunke kal mai teri wali waikhi c ksi hor de naal

Momino!
muharam Qareeb Hai..

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