india k 1 sharab khane k pas goonge behre larkon ka colleg tha.sharab khane k counter par khare hue saqi ko bhi goonge larkon k ane jane se isharon ki zuban samajh a gayi thi.1 din 3 goonge larke mil kar 1 hi andaz main apne hath tez tez hila rahe the to saqi ne utha kar inhen bahar phenk dia.pas khare hue 1 sharabi ne poocha kia huwa?saqi bola ye tennon goonge tun ho kar gana ga rahe thay jo mujhe bilkul pasand nahin.......
[shoaib iqbal]

1 larka school der se pohancha to teacher ne poocha der se kiun aye?larka bola,,, sir hamare gahar main bohat badi bat ho gai thi.teacher...kon c badi bat ho gayi?larka hamari murghi ne anda dia.teacher bola ye kon c badi bat he...larka bola agr badi bat nahi to ap anda de kar dikhayen...
shoaib iqbal]

1 larki ko salgira par 1 heere ki angoothi gift main mili.wo angoothi pehan kar sahelion k sath baith kar baton baton main angoothi wale hath ko kabhi idhar kabhi udhar ghumaye ta k sahelian angoothi dekh len,lekin kisi ne na dekha to boli ,.......... aj kitni garmi he dil karta he angoothi utar kar phenk dun....
[shoaib iqbal]

Women are like internet virus
They enter your life, scan your pockets,
transfer money, edit your mind,
download their problems, delete you smile
and hang you life.

How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa

And then?..
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:

HUM” ne to sookhi “SHAKHON” pe khoon bahaya hy apna Ab bi “PHOOL” na khilien to “MuQaDAR” ki baat hy.. Dedicatd 2 SHOHADA-E-PAKIStan’

Taj Mahal dekh kar Bola
SHAH-JAHAN ka POTA
Taj Mahal dekh kar Bola
SHAH-JAHAN ka POTA , , ,
*Apna B Bank Balance Hota Agar DADA AAshiq na hota.

ITS A GIRLS WORLD
-If a Girl laughs Loudly she is cheerful,
-If Boy Laughs Loudly he--s Mannerless!
-If Girl talks Sweetly she is charmin,
-If Boy talks Sweetly he--s a Flirt.