sardar:yar main apni girlfriend ko gift dena hai,kya dun?
dost:gold ki ring de dey.
sardar:koi bari cheez bata.
dost:tractor ka pichla tyre de dey...

saare gawahon our bayanon ko MAD-E-nazar rakhte huwe ye Adalat dafa 420 k tahet SMS parhne wale ko SMS NA BHEJINE K JURM ME.....
KANJOOS, Qarar deti hai.

Khudi Ko Kar Kanjoos Itna Ke Har SMS Bhejne Se Pehle...

Service Center Wale Call Kar Ke Poochen...

Kheriat To Hai...

Ae Customer Aaj Tujhe Hua Kya Hai...??

Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hainaa taal hai,
Msgbox bhikangal hai,
Kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
Yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

A raindrop may luk 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall.
A sms may seem 2 small but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it receives ur sms. Keep SMS"ing

Finish the Sentence:

"I always wanted to tell you that___________"!!!

Reply Fast i"m Wating...

O mere makhna meno yad rakhna,
Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna,
kisey da dil na torna,

Mgar sms karrna na chadna

Sitam sahne ki bhi had hoti hai,
kisiko satane ki bhi had hoti hai,
sms bhjne ki koshish karo janab,
mufat ke sms padhne ki bhi had hoti hai.

Diya hai uper wale ne Mobile to
Inta to kadar kiya karo
Karo na karo call.. par hazoor
do-char SMS to kiya karo
hey! keep missing me & win Xciting prizes!

1st Prize
LOTS OF LUV
2nd Prize
LIFE TIME FRNDSHIP
3rd Prize
FREE STAY IN MY HEART.

Offer valid till I die,

Muskurahat ap ke sms say milti hay,
Dil ko rahat ap k sms say milti hay,
Band mat karna kabhi sms ka darwaza,
kyunki Dil ki yeh darkan ap ke sms say chalti hay.