AGAR AAP MUJHE 'SMS' NAHI KAROGE TOH,
AAPKO,
MULAYAM KI AKAL,
LALOO KI SHAKAL,
JAYA KI JAWANI,
UMA KI WANI,
KALAAM JAISE BAAL
AUR
ATAL KI CHAAL DEGA...

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
Gamm ke saagar mein is kadar kho gayi hai,
Tum kar doon ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
Tumaray SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Feeling bored? Think of me.
Feeling sad? Call me.
Feeling lonely? See me.
Feeling horny? Use ur hand and enjoy the art of messaging me.

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Dost ne Dil ka haal btana chod dia,
Humne bhi gehrae main jana chod dia,
Aapne sms krna kya band kiya,
Hum ne bhi mobile recharge karna chod diya
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Year Sms charge
1995 5 R.s
1996 4 R.s
1997 3 R.s
2000 2 R.s
2003 1 R.s
2006 50 paisa
2009 Free
Agar Abhi bhi msg nahe bhejoge
to kab bhejoge?
Kya tab bhejoge
jb Msg bhejne ke liye
Paisse milenge?

Kya aap confidence se chalte hain...
kya aap penalty bharte hain...
kya aap mobile ke bill se darte hain...
Tou aap sMs kyon nahi karte hain?...

Vo ek KHAAS jo khuda sa lagta hai,
bahut hai dil ke Paas phir bhi juda sa lagta hai,
bahut der se aaya nahe sms uska,
shayad kisi baat peh khafa sa lagta hai

Dosti ki hai tou ""NIBHAYENGE""
her pal aapko ""HASAYENGE""
MAANTEy hain aapko tou fursat nahin yaad karne ki,
HUM hi sms karke apni yaad dilayngay

Aam zindgi-
Yaar plz kuch sms
tou bhej diya karo.
Mentos zindgi-
Oye bhutni k,
bhikhari,
kanjoos,
haramkhor,
balance gaya tail lene,
msg bhej.