santa singh

Teacher : write a note on gandhi jayanti..??
So.. Santa writes gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is
Jayanti.

Teacher : write a note on gandhi jayanti..??
So.. Santa writes gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is
Jayanti.

Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there
on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the
interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa singh Then goes thru his
certificates and then starts asking him questions.

Following is the transcript :

O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials
I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can
answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some
opposites

S : Yes Sir.

Officer started asking questions

O : Above
S : Below
O : Front
S : Back
O : Left
S : Right
O : Male
S : Female
O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our sardar also spells it)
O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)
S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y......
Our sardar also shouts)

#Officer is now angry.
O : Get out
S : Come in.
O : Quiet please.
S : Talk please.
O : You are rejected.
S : I am selected ........ ....... and This is how Santa Singh got
his job.

Santa Singh is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel on the road. Can you guess what he must be thinking ?? ""Saala aaj bhi girna padega...""

Santa singh and Banta singh are employed in a computer hardware store as movers. One day both of them are asked to move some computers. Santa Singh being energetic that day doesn-t feel the computer to be heavy at all. At the same time he sees that Banta Singh is struggling very hard to lift his computer. And this Santa Singh says "" What Banta, my comp has 500 MB HD and yours has just 250, even then u cannot lift it ???"" At this Banta Singh thinks for a while and replies ""Thats right, but my HD is full and urs is empty""