funny

Banta was booked into Airindia flight to bombay,But as this was his first time in an aeroplane,He made few preprations that were out of place.
When the stewardess came arround to take orders for the in-flight meal,Banta declared loudly,""I have brought my own lunch,Make sure you don-t charge me for food and drinks!""
so,as everbody was given their in-flight meal,Banat began spreading out his own home-cooked meal,The man sitting next to him was an american history researcher and was curious about the food.
""Excuse me,What is that drink?""He asked
Banta picked up the yogurt-based lassi drink and said,""Milk of India!""
Then banta took out several pieces of chappatis and started feasted.
""And what is this dish?""asked the curious american
""Wheat of India!"" replied banta.
Finally,Banta took out some desserts,he offered some to the american.
""what is it?""asked the american.
""Sweet of india"" replied the banta.
After the meal,everyone was setting down when there was a loud ""poooooooot"" sound(fart) from banta.
""what was that?""asked the american,holding his nose in disgust.
Banat replied coolly,that-s AIR INDIA.

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