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Dosti
-kaho to do lafz
-Mano to Bandagi
-Socho to Gehra Sagar
-Dubo to Zindagi
-Kero to aasan
-Nibhao to Mushkil
-Bikhre to Zara Zara
-Simte to Sirf TUM

1. You can stare at any Girl.......

2. You don--t have to spend money on her.

3. You won--t get boring result in ur papers.

4. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a
girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one to be a cool guy loves .


5. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring



5. You won--t have to tolerate someone else defining, right and wrong for u.

6. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can--t do anything according ur wishes anymore.


7. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

8. You won--t have to waste paper writing love letters.No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive @sum weird shop/place..


9. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them


10. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u--ll sin less.


11. You can have good night--s sleep-no need to dream about her.


12.You wont have to fight over having a --special-- freind with ur folks.


13. No nonstop nonsense.

14. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.


15. No more tension.

16. You can be urself


17. You wont have to hide your telephone bills...


So Try to AVOID Girl Friends in your Life...!

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places.

1. A student--s leave letter:
As I am suffering from my uncle--s marriage I cannot attend the
class....
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2. A candidate--s application:
This has reference to your advertisement calling for a --typist And
an accountant - Male or Female--... As I am both for the past Several
years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post.
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3. I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.
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4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
Since I--ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may
not return, please grant me half day casual leave
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5. A leave letter to the headmaster:
As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today
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6. An incident of a leave letter:
I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.
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7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
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8. A covering note:
I am enclosed herewith...
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9. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please
grant me 10 days leave.
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10. Actual letter written for application of leave:
My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At
home I may be granted leave.
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11. Letter writing:
I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.
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12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was
Performing his daughter--s wedding:
As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week--s leave...

sardar with 2 burnt ears said 2 his doctor i was ironing clothes n accidentally picked up iron instead of mobile
dr:but wat abt tha other ear
sardar:that guy called me again

MIYAN BIWI SHAADI KAY BAAD HONEYMOON MANA NE MURRY TRAIN MAIN JAA RAHAY THAY KAY RAASTAY MAIN AIK LAMBI SI SURANG MAIN SE TRAIN GUZRI JAB TRAIN SURANG MAIN SE GUZAR GYI TO SHOHAR NAY BIWI SE BOLA KAY KAASH AGER MUJHAY PEHLAY PATA HOTA KAY YAHAN SURANG HAY TOO MAIN MOOQAY KA FAIDA UTHA LETA TO BIWI NAY ACHANAK CHOONK KER POOCHA KAY HYEE TO WOH TUM NAHIN THAY KIYA?? safwanqazi@hotmail.com

two lover plained to suicide the boy jupmed 1st the gal closed her eyes turned her back said love s blind the boy which was n air open his parachute and said LOVE NEVER DIES!!!!!

beti nain maan ko bola uss ko ek admi pasand hai uss sey meri shaadi kerwa do,maan nain us kay baap ko bataya,beti booray sey shaadi kerna chahti hai, baap nain beti sey poocha,beti tum nain mujh sey bhi bara admi kion pasand kia, beti boli aap to meray baap hain,is liay uss ko psand kia ,keh uss ka tajarba aap se y bhi ziada hai

sardar = He put his Sar on Dar (Dar means Door)
that--s why its name is Sardar

once upon a time an employ called at his boss home and asked her wife about his boss she said your boss had died before a week again the next day he called to his boss home and asked the same question and she answered the same as yesterday days passed and he did the same thing again and again at last she said how many times i told you your boss had passed you know what he siad he said i love listening this all the time that my boss had passed away.