SMS

Being a good person
is like a being a goal keeper
No matter how many goals we save,
People will remember
only the one that you missed.


Aftab khan

1 jinaza ja raha tha
bohut say log sath ja rahay thay
1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia
kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat
pathan bola ?ZINDA BAAD!!?


Aftab khan

I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!


Aftab khan (T@BI)

In my heart our love is heard like a ring tone.
In my ears Ur speech is heard like voice mail.
But when I called for response
Subscriber can?t reach at the moment.


Aftab khan

Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.


Aftab khan

A sardarji Doctor falls
in Love with a Nurse.

He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I Love U sister?.


Aftab khan

Today--s Titanic--s 94 Anniversary..So Every True Lover is Requested..In Memory of Jack and Rose..To Put Their Mobile Into Water For 2 Minutes.. !!!


Aftab khan

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
?Me sick, no work?
Boss SMS back:
?When I am sick I kiss my wife try it?
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
?Me ok, ur wife very sweet?

Aftab khan

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.