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after 2 days.

after 48 hrs.

after 2880mins

after 172800sec.

Everyone will send u this msg

but i m the 1st 2 say...

*****Eid ** Mubarak******

yeh joke nahin yeh kaeekut hai(reality) mujhe log pagal kehtey hain han main pagal hoon kisi kai pyaaar main mager woh larki anjaan hai mujh sai maine ussai dekha nahin us kai naaam sai pyaar hai mujhe us ka naaam bhi tu komal hai means nazuk
us ka anaaam ayesha chuadry hai i love her name shayd ussai bhi karta hoon haina pagal pun hehehhehe jhoot acha bolta hooon main ayesha tu meri behun ki dost ki behun ki tarhn hai jhooot

BILI 6 SAL BAD KIYA HO JATI HAI
BATAO BATAO
SOCHO SOCHO
AB BATA BHI DO
CHALO HUM BATATAY HAIN
ARAY YAR 7 SAL KI HO JATI HAI NA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tum Hansti Raho
Hansti raho
Hansti Raho
MUskurati Raho
Sada Khilkhilati Raho
Khush Rhao
Mera Kya Hay
Log Tumhain Hi Pagal Kahein gay
hahahahaha

teacher: tell me that pyjamas is plural or sigular?
student:sigular on the top and plural at the bottom.hahahaha

1 dafa 1 hathi jangle sy guzar raha tha k uss ka samna 1 cheunti sy howa hathi ny kaha k ager main 1 phoonk maroon tu tum urh jao gi....cheunti ny kaha k ager main tumharry kaan main 1 baat bataon tu tum merr jao gy phir cheunti ny hathi k kaan main baat batai or hathi merr gaya.........socho socho cheunti ny hathi k kaan main kya kaha ......................................................................................................uss ny kaha k main tumhary bachy ki maan banay wali hoon ..........hashahahahahaa.......

Ek ustaad Shagird say:
Misaal day kar wazahat karo k Zameen gole hai?
Shagird:
Janaab football gole hai isliyay zameen bhi gole hai.
Isper ustaad nay jawab diya:
Isliyay aap ka number bhi GOLE hai.
hahahahahahahahhahhahahhahah

Sardar2: Birla Cement
Sardar1: Kyun?
Sardar2: Kyun Ke Is Cement Mein Jaan Hai.


One Sardar Love With A Nurse.
He Writes Love Letter!
He Writes: I Love You Sister.


A Sardar Went To A Bank To Open An Account.
After Seeing The Form He Had Gone To Islamabad For
Filling Up. You Know Why?
Form Said Fill Up In CAPITAL.

Aik sardar jee apni sister ke sath bicycle pe kahen ja rahe thay. Aik aur sardar ne unhain dekha to samjha ke shayad woh un ki girlfriend hai, unhon ne awaz lagai, oay sardar jee...! mashook te bari sohni bithai ae cycle te. Yeh sun kar sardar jee ko ghussa aa gaya, or bole, oay mashook howe gi teri...! apni taan bhain wa

Sher singh: oay gabbar singh...! tenun ki dassan lahoriay kinnay mehman nawaz nain.
Gabbar singh: kinnay???
Sher singh: oay lahore jao te lahoriay aini khidmat karde nain, apne hath nal roti khuande nain, apne hath nal kapre puande nain, apne hath nal pani piande nain.
Gabbar singh: hain??? aini mehman nawazi??? hore ki ki karde nain bai???
Sher singh: oay apne ghar wich rehn di jaga wi dende nain, bilkul free, sair sapata wi karande nain, bilkul free, cinema wi dakhande nain, bilkul free.
Gabbar singh: hain....! bilkul free???? balle bai balle....! sardar jee tuseen kinni wari lahore gae ho?
Sher singh: main te naen meri buddi gai si.