Application to the Headmaster in Punjabi...!
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Master Jee,
Guzarish A vay k Mera hun school aan nu dil nai krda,Tusi kurian v alg kr ditian ne ty sadi class wich ek v kuri nai heygi,
Tay madam v koi khas kam di nai,
Enj ty nai kri da masom bachyan nal.
Sady nal kuriyan rakho nai ty feesan wapas kro.Je esstran v nai ho skda ty,
"kam waliyan"e soniyan rakh lo,
Bari mehrbani.
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Tuada faithfully,
"Pappu Dukhi"

Dil vich teri yaad sajjna
Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna
Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi
Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna

Bully Shah..
Dukh dardan di thor v koi nai
Agg pani da jor v koi nai
Changa j hove te iko kafi ay
Bohtay yaar banavan di lore v koi nai

Aj ishk dy tournamnt vich,

Me pyar da final haar gya,

Hui husan di batting tez bari,

Hr chakka boundry toon paar geya,

Mera dilbr guglian ballan vich,

Menu pyar da bouncer maar geya,

Keeta catch unny mera dil yaro,

Me jitiya match v haar gya.

Punjab vich inna Pani ay...
5 Darya,
135 Nehran,
1,76,250 nalkay,
14,000 chhapparr,
192550 motoran,




Ty kaka tu Nahanda fir v nai. Ly dus.

Cham cham kardi rat

Tim tim karday taray

Na koi SMS na koi phone

ki gal hai pyaray

ya tay sadi yad nahi aandi

ya paissay muk gay nay saray!

Kamla Dhola Ajeeb Thi Giaya,

Was vi Dil Dey Kareeb Thi Giaya ,

Pata Nai Mekoon
"SMS" Nai Karinda ,

Khaloos Muk Giaya Ya Shoda Ghareeb Thi Giaya.

"PYASA CROW"

Once din he was pyasa. He finding paani. But paani was kidro na labba. He guzra from jungel. He was vekhiya one gharra. Magar paani was thora.He sochya ek plane. He pick some wattey and sutey into the ghara. Pani was uper come. He drank tedh bhr k.

"Moral: punjabi english se better hay"

Ki labde pe O?

SMS?

Kyon ??




Tusi koie sanu pejdy o?