Tairay dardan naal O pardesi ! kevain hondi ay mulaqat na puchh

Band kmray di khamoshi wich, kevain katday ne din raat naa puchh

Har roz muslsal hanjuan di,
kevain houndi ay barsat naa puchh

Maida yaar tuu aap siyanaan aen,
maida chehra parh haalat na puchh.

Har ik naal maghrori changi nai hondi,
dostan kolon dori changi nai hondi,
kadi kadi milya v karo sanu.
har welay sms nal gal poori nai hondi...

Teacher:jo andr aany k liye sb se short sentence boly ga,usy gift mily ga.

English child:may i cum in?
Urdu child: Andr aa skta hun?

Punjabi child:

WARAAAN?

Once
there was a hungry kutta
He stole a piece of boti from Chacha Dinu shop
Then he durki lai &
reach on the bridge of the naala
He saw another kutta in water with boti
His thoughts were Kuttian Aali
He maari jo chhaal wich tay he lost his own boti
Moral:
Kuttian aali socho gay tay Kuttian aali howay gi!

Aikhyean Ty do ye chngyena san

''Mein ty Char kar behtan wan''

ROG ty hoor ve bary s'an yaro

Ishaq da rog ve la behtan wan ''

Sary rog ty met jandy ny sham

ay kyri dhyni thkha behtan wan

"Pakistani di mushkil"

kaar wich panjabi bolo

School wich urdu bolo

parcha angrazi wich hal kero

ty

' J 13 khayal 20 na aaway
80 udaas ho jaanday aan
Tay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyo
k tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o
ya roz 32 band kar k 100 janday o

Aik Punjabi ne Class mein Paad mara
.
Teacher: What''s this?
.
Punjabi: Background music

Once there was a crow,
Pind vich renda c o,
1 din taali utay baitha c o,
1 chirri de pichy pey gya c o,
Chirri pyi c ro,
Chirri da aa gya c pio,
Chirri de pio ne kutya crow,
Crow sherminda gya c ho,
Hun chirri nu pahn ji kainda c o,
.

MORAL:
Kisey de dhee pahn nu na cherro