SMS
Sms / Sardar
Mohammad Ali Shah
Art
Sardar at an art gallery I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call a modern Art?
Art Dealer I beg your pardon sir? That?s a mirror!
what you call a modern Art?
Art Dealer I beg your pardon sir? That?s a mirror!
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Apr 17, 2015 at 06:04
Category: sardar
Sms / Love
Abdul Basit
Jokes
BOY: May I hold your hand??
GIRL: No thanks, it isn--t heavy.
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GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...
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GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what--s your phone number??
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GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we--ll be the happiest couple
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GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don--t you ever want to improve??
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MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I--m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: NO, because you make me sick.
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GIRL: No thanks, it isn--t heavy.
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GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...
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GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what--s your phone number??
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GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we--ll be the happiest couple
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GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don--t you ever want to improve??
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MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I--m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: NO, because you make me sick.
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Apr 17, 2015 at 02:04
Category: love
Sms / Marital Woes
Fahad Bukhari
Expire
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U--ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the
expiry date
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U--ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the
expiry date
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Apr 16, 2015 at 20:04
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Funny
Arsalan Ahmed
Samaa
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....
5......
4.......
3.......
2.......
1........
LOADING.....
ERROR: no brain detected.
HAHAHAHHAHA...KESI RAHI??
seconds.....
5......
4.......
3.......
2.......
1........
LOADING.....
ERROR: no brain detected.
HAHAHAHHAHA...KESI RAHI??
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1 Like ·
Apr 16, 2015 at 15:04
Category: funny
Sms / Funny
Samreen Qaisar
Nasir Shahzad Khan Meethi Meethi Batain
Maan Nay apnay Bachay say kaha kay Teacher kay sath methi methi batain karnee hain tu bacha bola theek hai......
-------------- interview at school ----------------
Teacher: Tumharay Father ka Kia Name hai?
Student: Ladoo
Teacher: Tumhari Mother ka kia name hai?
Student: Barfee
Teacher: Tumhara Kia name hai?
Student: Rasgulla
Teacher: Tum Kahan Rahtay Hooo?
Student: Methai kay dabay main.
hahahahah
PLEASE DONOT TRY THIS
-------------- interview at school ----------------
Teacher: Tumharay Father ka Kia Name hai?
Student: Ladoo
Teacher: Tumhari Mother ka kia name hai?
Student: Barfee
Teacher: Tumhara Kia name hai?
Student: Rasgulla
Teacher: Tum Kahan Rahtay Hooo?
Student: Methai kay dabay main.
hahahahah
PLEASE DONOT TRY THIS
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1 Like ·
Apr 16, 2015 at 11:04
Category: funny
Sms / Santa Banta
Shaista Anam
Paroosi Ny Poocha
ek ramu ny apny paroosi banta singh sy poocha app or bhabi raat ko apas mai bht hansty hain app log bht kush rehty hian banta singh bola ayse koi baat nhi hai raat ko jb mery wife mujh ko chappal sy marti hai too jb nhi lgta too mai hansta hun or lag jata hai too voo hansti hai
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Apr 16, 2015 at 06:04
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Love
Samreen Qaisar
*** True Lies ***
We Love Pakistan .... Pakistan Love USA ..... Usa Love Iraq ...... Iraq Love Saddam ........ Saddam Love Army ..... Army Love Musharraf ........ Musharraf Love His Wife & She Really Loves me ....................
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Apr 16, 2015 at 01:04
Category: love
Sms / Love
Mohammad Afzal
Money (haathon Ki Mael)
Money can buy pleasure... but not love;
Money can buy a show... but not joy;
Money can buy a slave... but not a friend;
Money can buy a woman... but not a wife;
Money can buy a house... but not a home;
Money can buy food... but not an appetite;
Money can buy medicines... but not health;
Money can buy diplomas... but not culture;
Money can buy books... but not intelligence;
Money can buy tranquillizers. but not peace;
Money can buy indulgences... but not forgiveness;
Money can buy the earth... but not the sky.
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Money can buy a show... but not joy;
Money can buy a slave... but not a friend;
Money can buy a woman... but not a wife;
Money can buy a house... but not a home;
Money can buy food... but not an appetite;
Money can buy medicines... but not health;
Money can buy diplomas... but not culture;
Money can buy books... but not intelligence;
Money can buy tranquillizers. but not peace;
Money can buy indulgences... but not forgiveness;
Money can buy the earth... but not the sky.
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Apr 15, 2015 at 20:04
Category: love
Sms / Love
Zeeshan Kaliya
Nothing But Everything
Live ur life like this
Work like you don--t need money.
Love like you--ve never been hurt,
And dance like no one--s watching
Work like you don--t need money.
Love like you--ve never been hurt,
And dance like no one--s watching
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1 Like ·
Apr 15, 2015 at 15:04
Category: love
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