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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
""But, officer,"" the man began, ""I can explain""
""Just be quiet,"" snapped the officer. ""I-m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.""
""But, officer, I just wanted to say""
""And I said to keep quiet! You-re going to jail!""
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, ""Lucky for you that the chief-s at his daughter-s wedding. He-ll be in a good mood when he gets back.""
""Don-t count on it,"" answered the fellow in the cell. ""I-m the groom.""
""But, officer,"" the man began, ""I can explain""
""Just be quiet,"" snapped the officer. ""I-m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.""
""But, officer, I just wanted to say""
""And I said to keep quiet! You-re going to jail!""
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, ""Lucky for you that the chief-s at his daughter-s wedding. He-ll be in a good mood when he gets back.""
""Don-t count on it,"" answered the fellow in the cell. ""I-m the groom.""
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes
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