Brain

There--s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the --mayyat-- are dancing the bhangra and singing and general --balle balle-- is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its a marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, Singh saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho? ..... comes the reply, Haan ji ! Hai hi baat badi khushi ki !!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar *brain* tumour se mara hai !!!!