SMS

Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.

Open with love

kuch kehna hey aap sey

dar lag raha hey

wahe baat jo dil kocho jaye

wahe 3 lafz

mind to nahe karoge
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Bhool gaya yaar.

Boss: Whats the difference between a secretary and a private secretary??
Secretary said: A secretary says Good Morning Sir, and
a Private Secretary says its Morning Sir

Ye CYCLE kab li ?
Sardar ! kal raat aik larki mujay CYCLE par bahoot door lay gayi aur kapray utar kar boli;;;
Jo chahiye lay lo.....>>>>>>
main nay CYCLE lay li....
Kapron ka main kya karta,,,,,,,,



Shafqat Ullah Shafky

Geet ki zarorat mehfil main hoti ha


Pyar ki zarorat dil main hoti ha


Bin dost k zindagi adhori hai!


Kyun k dosti k zarorat pal pal hoti ha.

Ek bar sardar kai ghar chor aayay aur bola SONA kahan hai.
sardar nai kaha: poora ghar khali hai jahan SONA ha SO jawoo.

Ek sardar ko machron ne bhot tang kiya


Sardar ne zehar pyi lya



Aur bola




Ab kato salo sub k sub maro gae.

Aik pathan 2sre Pathan se

Ager tum yeh bta do k merri tokri main kia hay?To woh sare anday tere.

Ager yeh b bata de ke woh kitne hain to woh 18 k 18 tere.

Aager yeh b bata de k woh kis janwar k hain to woh Murghi b teri.

Dusra Pathan: Yaara koi Eshara to de.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....................................

Love ka dinner,,
Ishq ki biryani,,
Pyar ka salan,,
Mohabbat ki salad,,
puppi ki pepsi,,
Japhi ka raitra,,
& sweet dish mai aik LONG KISS,,
Bhook lagy to batana......