judge aur mujrim

Special Request for Girls
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Kripya facebook pe apne
name kay aage “Angel,
Princess,Sweet,
Lovely…”etc. Naa Likha karo
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Kyuki Aap Logo Ki Shakal
Dekhne Ke Baad
ladko ka Princess aur angels
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se vishwas uthta jaa raha hai

Dulha:
Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho,
Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho…
Dulhan:
Sharma k…
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..

1st Girl: Batao wo konsi aurat hai jis ko 100% pata hota hai kay us ka shohar kahan hai?
2nd Girl: Bewa aurat.

Aurton ki bus ka accidnt hoa sUb mar gai Un sUb k shohr 1 Haftay tAk roty rhe 1 admi 2 haftay tk rota rha qK Uski Bv se bus miss ho gai thi

Boy 2 Girl Mujhe apka autograph chahiye kya ap de gi
Girl Han kaha pe
Boy
NIKAH NAAMAY pe
( ',')/ O Teri Khair Nayaa style.!

SAAS ne apny 3
Damaadon ki Mohabbat Azmany k liye un k samny Darya me chalang laga di...
1st Damaad ne us ko bacha lia...
Us ko saas ki taraf se CAR mil gai..
2nd day yehi drama hoa...
2nd Damaad ne bacha lia...
Usay Motor Cycle inam mili..
3rd day repeated..
3rd damaad ne socha mery liye "Cycle" hi reh gai hy...
kia zarurat hy Budhi ko bachany ki
SAAS doob gai...
Aglay din Us Damaadko
"PRADO" mil gai..
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SUSSAR ki taraf se.

Custmr: Teri dukan to mithai ki hai tera dil mithai khane ko nhi krta?
dukan dar: Bht krta hai mgr Abba Rus Gulle Ginn k Jata hai is lie choos kr rakh deta houn..

Girl: Janu ye personal or secret me kya difference ha?
Boy: Tum meri Girl frend ho ye personal hy and teri cuzn b meri girl frend hai ye secret hy.
Girl: kiyaaaaaa??? :o
boy: abey misaal de raha hon muu band kar.