judge aur mujrim

,Her Aurat ko apni Almari Kholtay howay 2 bohat bari Problmz hoti hein,
1) Pehan'ne ko koi kapray nahi hein,
aur,
2) Kapre Rakhne ko jaga bhi nahi hai..

Garmi ka aik faida
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Sardi nhi lagti
Taaaaaliyaaan(.") /
<( ) Bachpan sy hi
/ . / Intellignt hun.
Lekin kbi ghorur nai kiya ;)

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,HaPpY, /, /
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Hoti to kitna Maza Aata:(
Enjoy Full Garmi..

Teacher: Galti honay pa maafi manganay
walon ko kiya kehtay hain??
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Student: Samjh dar
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Teacher: Aur galti na honay paa b maafi
manganay walay ko kiya kiya kehtay hain??
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Student: Boyfriend..:P:P

Ek Bewakoof Shohar ghar me naach raha tha, Uski B.V ne puchha:
Q naach rahe ho ??
Bewakoof Shohar: Abhi dawai pi hai bottle hilaana bhool gaya tha

3 saal k bache ny pyar ki definition batayi
Pyar pamper me hue su-su ki tarha hota hy
Jb hota hy to kisi ko nazr nhi aata bs khud ko hi feel hota hy.....: ¡:D

boy:
ro Q rhi ho
girl:
mere marks bohut kam aye hen
boy:
kitne aye hen
girl:
sirf 93%
boy:
khuda ka khof kro janu
itne me to hum 3 larky pass ho jate h:

Boy: kahan ja rhi ho? Girl: KhudkUshi Karny Boy:To itna Make-Up Q kiya hai. Girl- Kal Subah News paper me photo b tou Aani hai..

Ladki facebook pa pic upload karke likhti
hai : hii friendzz
kesi lag rahi hoon..?
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Boy : tere baap ne 15-20 hazar
ka mob. Leke diya hai to ghar me
500rs ka sheesha bhi
lagaya hoga…. Uss Mein dekh
le,,…!!!….
humse kya poochti
hai’bhootni’kahi ki….;D ;D