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ek pathan ki girl friend ne poocha
jab hamari mangani hoge tab tum mujhe ring doge?
Pathat:
wai zaroor dega PTCL per MOBILE per

once there was a guy named harry ugen lovless he was working in texas under ground in 1991 after that he met a woman and he said to her love your eyes but before that he stabed her in a back and the he said remember the eyes are the window of the soul and if you want to hear more just contac with my e-mail (jaleelpsp@hotmail.com)

u r 100 % beautiful...
u r 100 % lovely...
u r 100 % sweet...
u r 100 % nice.....





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u r 100 % stupid to belive these words



bablisheikh

just imagine life without gals.............?
The result= = = =
Markets silent
Streets empty

The police at rest
All mobile companies in loss

No sms
No flower
No valentine--s
No candle
No perfume
No travelling

All the men direct to heaven :-)
hehehehe

GABBAR : Aray OOOOOO Sambah yeh msg parhne wala insaan hai ya ghada ?


SAMBAH : Sardar pata nahi waise agar insaan hoga to msg parh ker forun reply zaroor karega aur agar ghada hai to rep nahi karega

ABHi pata chal jayega k ye msg parhne wala ghada hai ya phir insaan

Ishq ke school mein ek naya mahal tayyar ho gaya.

Class ki miss ko pappu se pyar hoi gaya.

Isi baat par sub ka dil udass ho gaya.

To phir kya huwa?
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Saree class fail ho gaeee......
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Pappu paass ho gaya.



Jafar481@hotmail.com

Nobody--s right till sumbody--s wrong.
Nobody--s weak till sumbody--s strong.
Nobody--s lucky till luv comes along.
Nobody--s lonely till sumbody--s gone. Missing U!

Hate, but love more. Order, but agree more. Talk, but listen more. Punish, but forgive more. Then people will luv u forever. Try it !

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A. Because under 18 were not allowed.