Sms / Funny

Mohammad Ali Khan

::::::

panch bahi thay panch kay panch kuch kam nahin kattay thay akk din onhoon nay akk taxi garriidii lakin koi sawarii nahin milti thii kyunkay doo aagye thay aur teen peechay bayte thay......hahaahhahahaha

· 1 Like · Apr 04, 2015 at 09:04
Category: funny
 
Sms / Love

Abdul Karim Khan

That Funny

some love one some love two i love one that is u plz never mind just joke ok by

· 1 Like · Apr 04, 2015 at 04:04
Category: love
 
Sms / Funny

Samra Ali

Its All About U

U actually dont know about hidden qualities of U. today i want to tell U some special things about U. hmmm... first of all, intelligent, then graceful, smart, truthful, brave, hardworking, patriot.... and much much more.... ohhh.... one thing more.... its about U but not about YOU. and U is for Umair.... hahahahaha.

· 5 Like · Apr 03, 2015 at 23:04
Category: funny
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Usaman Khan

Shadi Se Pehle Aur Baad

SHADI SE PEHLE:
awara badal zara aur behek jata hai
tum apni zulf ko aise bikhera na karo

SHADI KE BAAD:
woh us ki zulf sirf zulf hai ghata kesi?
woh aankh hi hai, wahan jheel weel koi nahen

SHADI SE PEHLE:
na aise tarsaya karo apne dewane ko
kuch der ke liay to pas aa jaya karo

SHADI KE BAAD:
na aise chipkaya karo apne dewane ko
kuch der ke liay to door bhi jaya karo

· 1 Like · Apr 03, 2015 at 17:04
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Missing You

Zeeshan Kaliya

Happy New Year

9 lessons 4 new year: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!! Happy New Year !!!
~~~
There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime
Wish You Happy New Year 2006!
~~~
Some people have nice eyes, Some have nice smiles & others have nice faces.. But You have all of them with a nice HEART?
wish you happy new year with whole heart!
~~~
Life is chemistry.Dilute ur sorrows,evaporate ur worries,filter ur
happiness & u--ll find crystals of LoVe may u get best in the LiFe that is my new year wish, Happy New Year..
~~~
New year new blessing.Don--t let yesterday--s failures ruin the beauty of this year,b--coz each year has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness.....
HAPPY NEW YEAR !
~~~
A prayer: 2 bless
ur way
A wish : 2 lighten
ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
~~~
Rules for New Year:
Assume Nothing
Xpect Little
Do More
Demand Less
Smile Often
Dream Big
Laugh a Lot
Pray Always
Cry Once for missing me everyday.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2006 !!
~~~

· 1 Like · Apr 03, 2015 at 12:04
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Sardar

Maryam Rauf

Kid And Kidney

one day a sardar visited his muslim friend after a long time.while giving introduction of his children he said
meet them this is my kid
and thn he pointed to his daughter and said
and tis is my KIDNEY

· 1 Like · Apr 03, 2015 at 07:04
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Love

Ali Awan Malik

Test R U In Luv

TEST RU IN LUV=
when u r together with tht person,u pretend 2 ignore tht person, ...............U R IN LUV
=if u much more xcited 4 one short msg 4om tht person thn many other long msgs,...........u r in love
=whn u cant erase ur inbox coz of one msg from tht person,.............U R IN LUV,
u keep on tellling urself tht he/she is just a friend...........U R IN LUV.........
WHILE READING THS MSG,IF SUMBODY COME 2 UR MIND,.....=U R IN LUV WITH THAT PERSON
if u like ths thn let me knw
flora_naq1@hotmail.com
MARYAM

· 1 Like · Apr 03, 2015 at 02:04
Category: love
 
Sms / Funny

Abdullah Shahid

Very Funny

1 khatoon bewa ho gai uss k 4 bachy thy.apny husband ki death k baad wo akeli apny bachoon ko palti rahi koi 2,3, saal k baad uss ki mulaqat 1 essy insaan sy hoi jis ki bv mar chuki thi or uss k bhi 4 bachy thy donoo ny shade ker li kaai saal guzar gy iss shade sy bhi unn k 4 bachy howy 1 din husband office main kaam ker raha tha k uss ki bv ny bachoon ki larai sy taang aa k badhawasi main yoon phone kiya zara jaldi gher aaiay husband ny pocha keun bv ny kaha bachoon ny gher ko medany jang bana rakha hi pehly tumharry bachoon ny merry bachoon ko mara phir merry bachoon ny tumharry bachoon ki khoob dhulai ki phir hum donoo k bachoon ny hamarry bachoon ko mara hi . hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

· 1 Like · Apr 02, 2015 at 21:04
Category: funny
 
Sms / Sardar

Urooj Imran

Great Sardars

how do u recognize sardar kids in a primary school?they r da ones who erase their note book wen teacher erase da blackboard............ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .........................

· 1 Like · Apr 02, 2015 at 16:04
Category: sardar
 
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