A Sardar to salesman: - I want pink curtains for my computer.
Salesman: - But computer don?t need curtains.
Sardar: - Oye, I have windows installed.


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Eik bhoot ne bhagwan ki buhat khidmat ki.
Bhagwan khush ho k bola: Mang kia mangta hai.
Bhoot: Mujhe khubsurat larkion ka khoon chusna hai.
Bhagwan nay usay ?ALWAYS ULTRA? bana dia.


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Apni zindagi mein mujhe shareek samajhna.
Koi gham aae to kareeb samajhna.
De deinge muskarahat aanso k badle.
Magar hazaro doston mein aziz samajna.


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Boy to girl: Kyat um meray sath dance karogi?
Girl: Mein bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy; Sorry, mujhe pata nahi tha k tum pregnant ho.


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The beauty of life does not depend on how happy you are, but on how happy others can be because of you.

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Heart can skip beats for a while.
Memories can be kept in a file.
A desert can replace the Nile.
But nothing can stop a smile, when your name appears on my mobile.



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Wo jo sath chore jain wo hum nahi.
Wo jo badnaam kar jain wo hum nahi.
Wo jo dukh dae jain wo hum nahi.
Wo jo tumhain bhool jain wo hum nahi.
Tum nahi tu kuch bhi nahi.


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Dosti karo to dhoka mat daina.
Dostoun ko ansuon ka taufa mat daina.
Dil sai koi roay.
Is ka kisi ko moka mat daina.


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