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Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

dokandar:bahi ap roz new battery Q lety hai.pathan:yara roz mobile pe msg ata hai BATTERY LOW. BATTERY LOW.

Elephant and Ant both loved eachother.
One day they both decided to get marriage, then ant went to his home and talk with her parents about marriage with Elephant; but ant parents were rejected.
Because Elephant have big teeth.

Two robers were fixing a bomb in a bank.
And One of them started fixing
The other one asked;What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
He replied : Dont worry, We have One more

sardar ka radio khrab ho gya
us na radio khola to chuha mra pra thaa
sardar bola yai to nan ho ga theek
sala singer he mer gya hay

rail ki patri pr hagna maat
rail ayegi gandh phat jay gi
pahlay tu haat say gand dohta tha
kahi ya na ho k gand say haat dho bahtay








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Mouse to Elephent:----2 din kay liye apni chaddi dena.----
ELephent: ha...ha...ha...
pehneyga kya?----
Mouse:--Nahi, beti ki shaadi hai,
tent lagwana hai.----hehehe

Sardar On Cycle
Hit Lady Accidently
Lady Says:
Break Nahi Mar Sakta Tha Kya?

Sardar:
Poori Cycle To Mar Di..
Abhi Break Kya Alag Se Maru?

1 PATHAN ROTI K UPPER ROTI RAKH K KHA RAHA THA
B.V BOLI : KHAN SAHAB KIA HOA?
PATHAN: TABIYAT KHARAB HE DOCTOR NE DOUBLE ROTI KHANEY KO KAHA HAI.