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barish ki bahar

garmi ka mosam aney ko tayar,

thori c masti

thora sa pyar

load shading k liye raho tiyar,

HAPPY SUMMER
SEASION YAAR!

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar:Dil?Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

Ek msg roz, keep d frnds close, ek din me paanch, dosti pe na aye aanch. ek din me dus, mile dosti ka rus, ek din me bees, aap pehle ek to bhejo plz...

Sardar in bio practical.
Examinar: See da legs of dis bird & tell its name.
Sardar: I dont know
Examiner: U r fail.Wat--s ur name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell....

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah Clinic k bahar khare hokar ourton ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Sardar: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:
AURTON ko Dekhne ka Waqt 9am se 11am hai...

Teacher.I killed a personconvert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is you will go to jail.

Care is the sweetest form of
love,so when anyone says
TAKE CAREits as good as
saying, i--ll keep u in my heart
till its very last beat

PATHAN GHAR WALON K SATH APNA RISHTA DEKHNAY GAYA,
GHAR WALO NE KAHA DONO KO AKELA CHOR DO,
PATHAN:BEHEN G AAP K KITNAY BHAI HAIN???
PAHLY 3 THEY, AB 4 HO GAYE HAIN.

O meri makai de rotti!
Mere Sarson de saag!
Mere Suji De Halway!
Mere Lassi de Glass!
Te Aam de Achaar!
Na msg na miscall!
Kithay ho sarkaar!
I miss U Yaar!