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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....



Aftab khan

- 7 Glances= 1 Smile
- 7 smiles =1 meeting
- 7meetings= 1 kiss
- 7 kisses= 1 proposal
- 7 Proposals=1 marriage
- and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems

It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1--s with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.



Aftab khan

It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1--s with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.



Aftab khan

If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...




Aftab khan

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle Sardar gets furious & slap him & says Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai!



Aftab khan

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!



Aftab khan

Whan i call u, 1 ring means i-- m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i--m missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTHA!



Aftab khan

Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai,
Hamain bhi apne balance ki qadar aagai,
Socha ab aap ko message na karain,
Magar ye kambakht dosti hamain yaad aagai.



Aftab khan