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Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one
day he rushed into a lawyer--------s office and asked him if he could arrange a
divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and
asked him the following questions:

L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.

L: I don--------t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.

L: I mean. What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland .

L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her.

L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she white.

L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.

L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.

L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in
bathroom. I can read, and it say: Polish Remover.

higher studies
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...

BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
Whan i call u, 1 ring means i-- m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i--m missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI

Aaj Tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: Oh ji pucho mat. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

Aaj tak: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.

Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ke liye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya .

AIK SARDAR G BUS MAIN DAKHIL HUWAY BUS MAIN JAGA NAI THI KLENDER NAI KAHA SARDAR G CHAT PAR CHAR JAIN.
TU SARDAR G NAI JAWAB DIA MAIN CHAT PAY CHAR JOWAN TA TUSI TALON KADI HI LA JAO..
SARDARIANS@HOTMAIL.COM
00923005494025

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter : Sir shd i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 ?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahin jayenge.

Teacher to sardar say that name 5 animals living in the water?
sardar: frog
Teacher theek hay hor das ?
sardar: frog da praah, bhen, piyo,te maa..... hahahahahhaa

Q.HOW WOMEN CALL THEIR HUSBAND IN 1ST 6 YEARS? A. YR1. JANU, YR2. O G, YR3.SUNTE HO, YR4.O BUNTY K PAPA, YR5. KAHAN MAR GAYE, YR6. AATE HO K MAIN AAOON, DONT MIND LOVE IS BLIND. IDEAL FRIEND JAFAR HUSSAIN. JAFAR481@HOTMAIL.COM

Q.WHAT IS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SALI & WIFE? A. SALI IS BEAUTY. WIFE IS DUTY. SALI IS PANSION. WIFE IS TENSION. SALI IS YUMY. WIFE IS VEHMY. SALI IS TUTY. WIFE IS QISMAT PHOOTY. SALI IS COOL. WIFE IS FOOL. SALI IS FRESH CAKE. WIFE IS EARTH QUAKE. DONT MIND LOVE IS BLIND. IDEAL FRIEND JAFAR HUSSAIN JAFAR481@HOTMAIL.COM