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Sms / Sardar

Abdul Jabbar

Joks Sms

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR


Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.


After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it--s one leg and
told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it--s second leg and told
the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At
last he cut it--s fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn--t walk.
Suddenly sardar said loudly, I found it. If we cut cockroach--s four legs,
it becomes deaf.

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted
mirror. Sardar shouted, You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will
drive.


Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board WASH BASIN

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!



(?`?.???) Always
`?.?(?`?.???) Keep
(?`?.???)?.?? Smiling!
`?.?.??

· 1 Like · Mar 05, 2015 at 12:03
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Funny

Aras Rahes

Healthy Life

na kisi ko chera karo

na kisi se pange liya karo

na kisi ko dil diya karo

na kisi se dil liya karo

healthy life jiya karo

rooz
rooz
Good milk

piya karo


ha hahahahahahahahahahah


always b haPpY


· 1 Like · Mar 05, 2015 at 07:03
Category: funny
 
Sms / Missing You

Qaisar Mahmood

Calls

Wives r Incoming Calls

Lovers r Outgoing Calls

Aunties r Tollfree Calls

Callgirls r Roaming Calls

Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls

· 2 Like · Mar 05, 2015 at 03:03
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Sardar

Urooj Zahed

Meri Biwi Aur Premika

Two Sardars were walking together. 1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain. 2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha

· 0 Like · Mar 04, 2015 at 22:03
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Zafar Ali Khan

Doctor To Sardar

Doctor to Sardar: Aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai! Sardar: Hoga, zaroor hoga! 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!

· 1 Like · Mar 04, 2015 at 17:03
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Aman Ullah

Doctor To Sardar

Doctor to Sardar: Aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai! Sardar: Hoga, zaroor hoga! 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!

· 1 Like · Mar 04, 2015 at 12:03
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Abdul Waheed

Sms Milya Hi Na Hovay

Sardar: Baapu mai bivi nu sms kita ke main raat nu aawan ga, main raat nu aya te kissi hor de naal sutti si Baapu: oye puttar ho sakda onu sms miliya he na hovay

· 1 Like · Mar 04, 2015 at 07:03
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Abdul Ghaffar

B Com Ker Raha Houn

Bus chali jhatka laga ek sardar ek larki per gira Larki boli: badtameez kya kar rahay ho.... Sardar bola: Punjab University se Bcom kar raha hoon

· 1 Like · Mar 04, 2015 at 03:03
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Daud Bhatti

Shadi Kerna Hai

aik admi shadi karna chahta hay to apne friend say poochta hay k batao main kia karoon.us ka friend kahta hay h newspaper main add day do k mujhay biwi chahiye. us ka dost aisay hi karta hay. kuch din baad woh apnay friend k paas aata hay or kahta hay k main bohat parayshan hoon samjha nahi ati k kia karoon.us ka dost pochta hay k kion kiya hooua. woh kahta hay k main nay news paper main add dia k mujhay biwi chahiye to mujhay itnay saray khawindo(Husbands) nay khat likhay hain k mayri biwi lay lo mayri biwi lay lo.

· 1 Like · Mar 03, 2015 at 22:03
Category: marital-woes
 

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