Sms / Funny
Anam Lateef
Bachon Kay Baloon
bombay main ek vine company ek offer dayti hai keh her ek vine ki bottle kay sath ek CONDOM free milay ga.ek din ek old man vine buy kerta hai shopkeeper oos ko CONDOM nahin dayta wo old man shopkeeper say kehta hai:
bhai wo jo tum bachon kay khailnay kay kiay goobaray (baloon) daytay hi wo bhi to do.................... hahahahaha
bhai wo jo tum bachon kay khailnay kay kiay goobaray (baloon) daytay hi wo bhi to do.................... hahahahaha
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May 16, 2015 at 09:05
Category: funny
Sms / Sardar
Urooj Imran
Manmohan Sing
i man asked sardarg manmohan sing goes walk on evening not in the morning, sardar replayed aray bhai manmohan sing is PM not AM
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May 15, 2015 at 23:05
Category: sardar
Sms / Eid Mubarak
Asiah Rahi
Eid Ka Chaand
Ramzaan k mahinaay main ghar say kum nikalna
Log roza na tor dain Eid ka chaand samajh kar
Log roza na tor dain Eid ka chaand samajh kar
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May 15, 2015 at 18:05
Category: eid-mubarak
Sms / Marital Woes
Abdul Qadeer
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage.
The day before I die, I--d like to sell every piece we--ve got just to see how much it--s all worth.
Well, his friend replies, since you couldn--t possibly know the day before you were going to die, you--ll never be able to sell!
And that--s where you--re wrong, the man smiled. If I sell it, my wife would kill me!
The day before I die, I--d like to sell every piece we--ve got just to see how much it--s all worth.
Well, his friend replies, since you couldn--t possibly know the day before you were going to die, you--ll never be able to sell!
And that--s where you--re wrong, the man smiled. If I sell it, my wife would kill me!
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May 15, 2015 at 13:05
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Santa Banta
Abdul Sattar
Santa Banta
Santa and Banta are two friends and Santa Singh has a very good job. Banta Singh is jobless and one day asks Santa to help him get some good Job. Santa singh says, OK, next time we will apply together. and they do. On interview day, Santa Singh says, First I will go inside and answer all questions except the last one, and after coming out, I will give you all the answers and questions. Then you go in and answer everything. You will get the Job. So, Santa goes in.
EMPLOYER: When did we get independence?
SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM?
SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER: OK. What--s India--s population?
SANTA: (He was not to reply the last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you, Sir. Now he comes out and tells the questions and answers to Banta Singh. Banta Singh (True SARDAR that he is) remembers all answers and forgets the questions. He goes in Now.
EMPLOYER: When were you born?
BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: What???? Who is your father?
BANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER (Now quite upset): Are you mad Mr.Banta?
BANTA: Good Question. Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you Sir.
EMPLOYER: When did we get independence?
SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: Good. Who is our PM?
SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER: OK. What--s India--s population?
SANTA: (He was not to reply the last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you, Sir. Now he comes out and tells the questions and answers to Banta Singh. Banta Singh (True SARDAR that he is) remembers all answers and forgets the questions. He goes in Now.
EMPLOYER: When were you born?
BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: What???? Who is your father?
BANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee.
EMPLOYER (Now quite upset): Are you mad Mr.Banta?
BANTA: Good Question. Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you Sir.
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May 15, 2015 at 09:05
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Funny
Kinza Hussain
Mithai Ka Diba
ek admi train main safar ker raha tha k ussy zoor sy poti aai uss ny mithai ky diby main poti ker k seat per rakh diya or chala gaya. thori deer k baad 3 dost uss daby main aai jaab unhoon ny dykha k mithai ka diba para hi tou 1 dost ny ussy khola or chakh k kaha hoon khati dosry ny chakh k kaha hoon methi phir teesary ny jaab chakha tou kaha ulu k pathy taatti. hahahahhaaaaaaa.
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May 15, 2015 at 03:05
Category: funny
Sms / Funny
Hafiz Mehran
Practise
practise makes perfect,but nobody--s perfect ,so why practise ?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
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1 Like ·
May 14, 2015 at 23:05
Category: funny
Sms / Funny
Sana Dimple
Monkey
there r three monkeys r lived in a jungle one is drink pepsi and second is eat burgers aand thrird is who read this message hahahahahahaha sorrry its a joke
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1 Like ·
May 14, 2015 at 18:05
Category: funny
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