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life ho to aisi
monday ko dosti
tuesday ko piyar
wednesday ko shadi
thursday ko barbadi
firday ko fighting
saturday ko talaq
sunday ko rest
monday ko NEXT

Aik khan sahab Aeropaln main bathte hai. Aeroplan age hi 2 ghante late hota hai jab, Allah Allah ker ke jab aeroplan runway per chalna shuru hota hai khan sahab kahte hai aik to agae hi late hai upper se aeroplan road se ja raha hai. hahahahahah

Blood test kay baad cotton na milnay par nurse nay sardarji ki ungli apny mu may lay li, Sardarji hasnay lagay aur bolay, abhi tu urine test bhi baki hay, BALLE BALLE..!

when sardarji was asked why he was beaten up in public, he said,my photo from wallet felt in the bus & i told the lady sari uper karo photo lena hay.

Santa Singh was driving along the highway when a police officer pulled him over for speeding. The officer is Banta Singh.

Officer: May I see your licence?

Santa Singh: License? What does it look like?

Officer: Its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.

Santa looks around the car for a rectangular piece of object and finds a compact mirror used by his wife in the glove compartnment.

Santa Singh: Here - this is all I have!

Banta Singh opens it up and says: Oye yaar! Why didn--t you tell me! I can--t fine you - you--re also a police officer!

some one

misses you..

needs you..

worries about you

Lonely without u

guess who?


THE MONKEY IN ...THE ZOO..



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aap ko miss karna roz ki bat hay,
yad karna adat ki bat hai,
ap se dur rahna kismat ki bat hai,
magar ap ko jhalna bare bat hai.


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1)Tumhaara chehra moti samaan
Tumhaara chehra moti samaan
Moti hamaaray kuttay ka naam.
2)Ittnay barson baadh bhi woh hamain dekh kar muskuraatay hain
Saalay bachhay hi kameenay hain jo maamu maamu chillatay hai.
3)Apne husn pe itna na itra pagli
Mujhe pata hai tu lagati hai fair n lovely
4)Ishq ke charche bahut hain, Ishq me parche bahut hain...Humne bhi dekha ishq karke ,Baap re baap ishq me kharche bahut hain

An Ass behind another Ass, behind that I and behind me the whole Nation. A sardar jee making his kid understand the spelling of Assassination.....