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10 tenu daina wan tu 20 keri ja riya aain,
10 tenu daina wan tu 20 keri ja riya aain,
ullu dey pathay tu ki parhi ja riya aain????
hahahahahahahahahaha

Aik sikh apnay ghar say bahar nikla.Us kay ghar kay aagay kalay ka chilka para tha.Woh chilkay ko dekh kar hansnay laga.Kisi nay poocha Sardar jee aap kion hans rahay ho.Sardar jee bolay aaj phir mujhay girna paray ga.

tum pagal tih,,,,,
tum pagal hoo.........
aur tum pagal rahogii......
tumahare pagal.........
hahahahaha

A sardar g on a cycle hit a lady accidently.Lady said: break nahi mar sekte thay kya? Sardar g: Break ka kya pori cycle to mar di hay :-)

once a sardar g was going somewhere that he found in the way a burning house,, so he decided to give his help.... he ran and suddenly he brought about six persons which were in the house.. he was so proud to rescue them but after it besides of awarding he was taken up by the police.....
why
because the six persons he brought outside were of firebregade
ha ha ha

1) BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I--m dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!


2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you--ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!


3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I--d like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn--t know the alphabet yet!!


4) QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!


5) Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.


6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it--s a horror film. I didn--t see any picture.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.


7) Mr. Bean:

(crying) the doctor called, Mom--s dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!


8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I--m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That--s alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.


9) Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean--s Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

Once there were three Aussies and three Kiwis who had to travel by train. Aussies bought three tickets while Kiwis only bought one ticket. Aussies asked the reason and Kiwis said that you shall see. When the ticket checker came, all the Kiwis closed themselves in the bathroom. When the ticket checker came and knocked on the door, one of them gave him the ticket. The Aussies got impressed and said that they are also going to use this technique next time.
However, next time by chance Aussiies and Kiwis met on the railway station. This time Aussies bought one ticket while Kiwis didn--t buy any ticket. Aussies were amazed to see it but the Kiwis said that you shall see. This time when the ticket checker came, both of the groups hid themselves in the bathroom. However one of the Kiwis came out and knocked at the door of Aussies --s bathroom and said Ticket please
hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

aik dafa aik bacha pehly bar school jata hai uss ki maan kehti hai baita miss ko achay achay ans daina uss ki miss ussay bolatin hain app ka nam kia hai mera name ladoo app k father k nam un ka nam berfi n mother k nam gulab jamun quid-e-azam kahan paida hoy mithi k dubbay mai. hahaha

AIK DAFA AIK MISS BLACK BOARD PAR MAA LAKHATI HAI AUR SALIM SAY KAHTAY HAI KAYA LAKHA HAI WO KAHTA HAI MAREY MAA MISS PHHIR WOHI LIKH KAR KAHTEY HAI ALI TUM BATAO WO KAHTA HAI YEH BHI BE SALEEM KI MA HAI PAR TANGAINAY TAREY HAIN