Sms / Sardar

Mohammad Ali Shah

Art

Sardar at an art gallery I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call a modern Art?
Art Dealer I beg your pardon sir? That?s a mirror!

· 2 Like · Apr 17, 2015 at 06:04
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Love

Abdul Basit

Jokes

BOY: May I hold your hand??
GIRL: No thanks, it isn--t heavy.
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GIRL: Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY: You love me...
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GIRL: If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY: Sure, what--s your phone number??
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GIRL: I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY: Then marry me and we--ll be the happiest couple
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GIRL: Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY: Don--t you ever want to improve??
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MAN: You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN: Because I--m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN: NO, because you make me sick.

***********************************************

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2015 at 02:04
Category: love
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Fahad Bukhari

Expire

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U--ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the
expiry date

· 1 Like · Apr 16, 2015 at 20:04
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Funny

Arsalan Ahmed

Samaa

Your brain will be refreshed in the next five
seconds.....
5......



4.......


3.......


2.......


1........



LOADING.....


ERROR: no brain detected.

HAHAHAHHAHA...KESI RAHI??

· 1 Like · Apr 16, 2015 at 15:04
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Samreen Qaisar

Nasir Shahzad Khan Meethi Meethi Batain

Maan Nay apnay Bachay say kaha kay Teacher kay sath methi methi batain karnee hain tu bacha bola theek hai......

-------------- interview at school ----------------

Teacher: Tumharay Father ka Kia Name hai?
Student: Ladoo
Teacher: Tumhari Mother ka kia name hai?
Student: Barfee
Teacher: Tumhara Kia name hai?
Student: Rasgulla
Teacher: Tum Kahan Rahtay Hooo?
Student: Methai kay dabay main.

hahahahah

PLEASE DONOT TRY THIS

· 1 Like · Apr 16, 2015 at 11:04
Category: funny
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Shaista Anam

Paroosi Ny Poocha

ek ramu ny apny paroosi banta singh sy poocha app or bhabi raat ko apas mai bht hansty hain app log bht kush rehty hian banta singh bola ayse koi baat nhi hai raat ko jb mery wife mujh ko chappal sy marti hai too jb nhi lgta too mai hansta hun or lag jata hai too voo hansti hai

· 1 Like · Apr 16, 2015 at 06:04
Category: santa-banta
 
Sms / Love

Samreen Qaisar

*** True Lies ***

We Love Pakistan .... Pakistan Love USA ..... Usa Love Iraq ...... Iraq Love Saddam ........ Saddam Love Army ..... Army Love Musharraf ........ Musharraf Love His Wife & She Really Loves me ....................

· 1 Like · Apr 16, 2015 at 01:04
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Mohammad Afzal

Money (haathon Ki Mael)

Money can buy pleasure... but not love;

Money can buy a show... but not joy;

Money can buy a slave... but not a friend;

Money can buy a woman... but not a wife;

Money can buy a house... but not a home;

Money can buy food... but not an appetite;

Money can buy medicines... but not health;

Money can buy diplomas... but not culture;

Money can buy books... but not intelligence;

Money can buy tranquillizers. but not peace;

Money can buy indulgences... but not forgiveness;

Money can buy the earth... but not the sky.


....................................................................

· 2 Like · Apr 15, 2015 at 20:04
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Zeeshan Kaliya

Nothing But Everything

Live ur life like this

Work like you don--t need money.

Love like you--ve never been hurt,

And dance like no one--s watching

· 1 Like · Apr 15, 2015 at 15:04
Category: love
 

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