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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Shaista Anam

Santa: A Guy Broke Into My Apartment Last Week. He Didn't Take My Tv But Just The Remote.

Santa: A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn't take my TV but just the remote.

Banta: Lucky you!

Santa: Lucky, my ass! Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!

· 0 Like · Dec 10, 2014 at 03:12

Category: SantaBanta

Whatsapp Messages / One Liners

Kinza Hussain

Last Week, There Was A Lookalike Contest In China. Everybody...

Last week, there was a lookalike contest in China. Everybody won!

· 0 Like · Nov 11, 2014 at 08:11

Category: One-liners

Whatsapp Messages / Puzzles And Riddles

Sofia Abid

I Am The First On Earth, The Second In Heaven, I Appear Twice Times In A Week; And You Can Only See Me Once In A year Although I Am In The Middle Of The Sea...

I am the first on Earth, the second in Heaven, I appear twice times in a Week; and you can only see me once in a
year although I am in the middle of the sea...

What am I?

· 0 Like · Nov 02, 2014 at 12:11

Category: Puzzles-and-Riddles

Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Ameera Gul

Santa: I Think Banta Will Be In Hospital For Another Week.

Santa: I think Banta will be in hospital for another week.

Jeeto: Pretty ill?

Santa: Oh no - pretty nurse!

· 0 Like · Oct 29, 2014 at 11:10

Category: SantaBanta

Whatsapp Messages / Nice Weekend

Haseeb Naqbi

Of All The Days That's In The Week

Of all the days that's in the week

I dearly love but one day

And that's the day that comes betwixt

A Saturday and Monday.

~ Henry Carey

Have a nice weekend!

· 0 Like · Oct 22, 2014 at 12:10

Category: Nice-Weekend

Whatsapp Messages / Friendship