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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Zahid Mahmood
Ugly
Little Johnny walks up to his Aunt and says , -my God, Aunt Edna why are
you so damn ugly?- His mother overhears this, pulls Johnny into the kitchen. and screams,
-how ould you say that your aunt is so damn ugly!- -Because she is,- says Little Johnny.
His mother says, -You go back in there and apologize to her, right now! I mean
it, go tell her that you-re sorry!-
Little Johnny goes into the living room, walks over to his aunt and says, -Aunt Edna, I am
sorry you-re so damn ugly.-
you so damn ugly?- His mother overhears this, pulls Johnny into the kitchen. and screams,
-how ould you say that your aunt is so damn ugly!- -Because she is,- says Little Johnny.
His mother says, -You go back in there and apologize to her, right now! I mean
it, go tell her that you-re sorry!-
Little Johnny goes into the living room, walks over to his aunt and says, -Aunt Edna, I am
sorry you-re so damn ugly.-
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Oct 18, 2018 at 19:10
Category: miscellaneous
Sms / Marital Woes
Elephant and Ant both loved eachother.
One day they both decided to get marriage, then ant went to his home and talk with her parents about marriage with Elephant; but ant parents were rejected.
Because Elephant have big teeth.
Minu Malik
Big Ugly Teeth
Elephant and Ant both loved eachother.
One day they both decided to get marriage, then ant went to his home and talk with her parents about marriage with Elephant; but ant parents were rejected.
Because Elephant have big teeth.
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Nov 07, 2014 at 22:11
Category: marital-woes
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Whatsapp Messages / Flirt
Mehreen Ali
Some Say You Are Ugly, Some Say You Are Jungly, Some Say You...
Some say you are ugly, Some say you are jungly, Some say you are pugly, but I say you are lovely.
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Oct 30, 2014 at 23:10
Category: Flirt
Whatsapp Messages / Interesting
Asiah Rahi
You Know You're Ugly... When It Comes To A Group Picture And...
You know you're ugly... when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera!
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Oct 18, 2014 at 08:10
Category: Interesting
Whatsapp Messages / Insults
Kinza Hussain
Whenever Someone Calls Me Ugly; i Get Super Sad And Hug The...
Whenever someone calls me ugly;
I get super sad and hug them;
Because I know how hard life must be for the visually impaired.
I get super sad and hug them;
Because I know how hard life must be for the visually impaired.
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Oct 14, 2014 at 15:10
Category: Insults
Whatsapp Messages / Pranks
Nasir Alam
Everyone Has An Ugly Friend. If You Don't Have An Ugly Friend, Well, Then...
Everyone has an ugly friend. If you don't have an ugly friend, well, then...
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it is really awkward!
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it is really awkward!
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Oct 13, 2014 at 07:10
Category: Pranks
Whatsapp Messages / Marriage
Fayyaz Karimi
If All Brides Are Beautiful, Where Do Ugly Wives Come From?
If all brides are beautiful, where do ugly wives come from?
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Oct 12, 2014 at 22:10
Category: marriage
Know / When
Bollywood Movies Release Dates
Bollywood Movie Ugly Release Date
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Jun 19, 2014 at 23:06
Category: when
Sms / Love
Junaid Khan
No Matter How Ugly U Think U R…
No matter how ugly U think u r, but the who Luvs U believes that U R the most beautiful & irrestiable thing on the Earth & no one can change that
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Apr 24, 2007 at 04:04
Category: love
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Ugly Monkey
once a monkey asks his mother monkey
y r we so ugly
she replied at least we r little ugly the guys who read this r more ugly then us
y r we so ugly
she replied at least we r little ugly the guys who read this r more ugly then us
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
U R Ugly?
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
Share sms @ 0313-4862471
Share sms @ 0313-4862471
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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