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Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda
tere naal te kitti uhne gall vi nahin
vaada kar ke nahi jehri ajj aayi
aana jhaliyeya ohne hun kal vi nahin
uhna todd nibhani ki yaari
jehre kol khalonde pal vi nahin......

Sohniye tu Sohni vaang sohni ta badi ae,
par kade us vaang kache garre(matke) te vi tarri ae,
oh ta dariya wich dub marri yaar khatir,
saade layi das tu kade kande te vi khadi ae!!

Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!

Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!

Ni tu challi gayi England,
baja ke yaara da Band,
tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya,
India aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!!

Je Saadi Nahin c Tu ho Sakna ,
Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c
Je Inj hi Rulaana c Varne ,
Kahano Saanu Fer Tu hasaya c

Tu sohni tera na sohni,
par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki,
sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C
Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!

Maine kaha ""Dil Ruba""
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha ""Paise Nahi""
Usne kaha ""Kaise nahi""
Maine kaha ""Mehangai Hai""
Usne kaha ""Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha ""

Pyaar ka meetha Ehsaas‌ dilane laga hai tu
Ab tou mujh se mujhi ko churane laga hai tu

Teri chahtooN ka chaaya hai saroor iss qadar
Har pal har jagah nazar aane laga hai tu

Veeraan thi yeh zindgi tere aane se pehle
Khushiyoon ke sapne mujhe dhikane laga hai tu

Har pal mujhe hota hai bas tera hi Ehsaas
Iss qadar meri saansoN mein samaane laga hai tu

Ek pal ki bhi doori seh nahi paata hoon main
Hoke juda kyun mujhe azmaane laga hai tu

Raah chalte hue aksar hota hai yeh gumaan
Ke ban k saaya saath mere aane laga hai tu

Naam koi bhi looN tou naam aaye tera labooN pe
Ban ke jadu meri rooh mein samaane laga hai tu

Teri yadoon se hi aksar hota hai dil munawwar mera
Ghul ke saath lahoo ke nas nas mein samaane laga hai tu

Jaane kaun si dor hai teri aur kheench le jaati hai
Mujh ko apna deewana banaane laga hai tu

Tasvvur mein aksar hota hai yeh mehsoos mujhey
Chorr k duniya meri baNhooN mein samaane laga hai tu

Yeh tou bata ke kya naam dooN iss deewangi ko
Bechain kar ke har lamha mujhey tadpaane laga hai tu

Tere khayalooN se mehekne lagti hai zindagi meri
Mere zehn-o-dil pe is qadar chhaane laga hai tu

Yeh masoomiyat yeh bholapan yeh saadgi teri
Mujh ko har adaa se ab satane laga hai tu

Zeest ki raahoN mein dhoop thi har taraf
Apney pyaar ki barish ko barsane laga hai tu

Kya iss baat ka tujhey Ehsaas‌ hai Jaan‌
Mere har sher mein har Gazal mein aane laga hai tu...

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

kal ho na ho...
Aaj tu hai...
Aaj ho na ho...
Ye pel tu hay...
Ye pel ho na ho...
Hum tu hia...
Hum ho na ho...
Humari Mohabbat tu hai.

Usne kaha balance bhijwao
Maine kaha ""Paise Nahi""
Usne kaha ""Kaise nahi""
Maine kaha ""Mehangai Hai""
Usne kaha ""Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hai""

Samajne ko tu tum sari daastan-e-gham samajte hoo
Jo mutlab kahne wale ka hai os ko kam samajte hoo.
Happy Valentine's day

kash main chand tu tara hota
falak pe ek ashiyana humara hota
sab tuje door bohot door se dekha karte
par tuje milney ka haq sirf hamara hota…

Tu sohni main mahiwal tera,
Tenu ishqe de wall sikhavan main,
Aa vekh mere ishq di intehan,
Tenu patt da mass khavavan main

Chandani ne
Kaha ke tu pyar kar...
Shama ne kaha
aankhen char kar...
Gori ko cheda to
boli muskarakar..
Abhi tu nadaan hai
kuch intezar kar...!

eik bar eik sikh apni cycle par ja raha hota ha samne say ek admi (man) aa raha hota he sardar gi us say poochta he k ki hall he sardar gi kehte hain maa(mother) de dua(prayer) sardar gi cycle say uter kar usay khoob marte hain wo banda(man) kehta he sardar gi ki hoya sardar gi kehte hain tu pehlay apni maa(mother) ki dua(prayer).hi, hi, hi,hi,hi, Proposed By ( Mateen Khan )

Aik dafa aik buhut hee badbu daar dunba kamray may band hota hay tu bahir punjabi,pathan,aur baloch ki shart lag jatee hay kay koon under ziada time rahay gha pehlay punjabi jata hay gakdi wapis aata hay phir baloch jata hay aur wo bhe 5 minute baad bahir>phir pathan jata hay kafi dair bad ""DUMBA BAHIR AAJATA HAY"" hahahahahhaahahahha

Aslam-o-alikum,
Is topic ka matlab tu aap log bahuoot acchi terha jaante hoon gee.kya aap ko is ka matlab hone ke bawajood khabhi kisi ne is per amal kya hai.""Namaz"".namaz hum sab per 5 waqt ki farz hia.khabhi kisi ne daily namaz perhne ki khoshish ki hai..allah tala ne kaha hai ke sab ebadatoon main sab se acchi ebadat "" Namaz"" hai.namaz ko hum fozool main choor dete hain..agar khabhi tv per koi bhi acchi film aaraha hi ho.aur need bhi aarahi ho.tab bhi hum film dekh lete hain.aur agar koi humhain namaz ka bole tu hum bol dete hain ke hamhian bahuoot need aarahi hai, ya hum bahuoot thak gai hain..khabhi aap loggon ne yeh socha hai ke agar humari niyat acchi ho gi tu allah tala bhi is baat se khush hota hai ke mera banda mujhe yaad kerta hai..agar hum musalmaan 5 waqt ki namaz daily perh liya kerain tu aai din ki hartaloon aur laarai se hum sab ki jaanne save ho sakhti hain.agar hum allah tala ko her waqt yaad kerain tu hum sab inshallah tala aik din zaroor acche ban ker dekhain gee aamin.aap log 5 waqt ki namazein masjid main perhein.aur lerkiyaan aur khawateen ghar main namaz perhien daily..namaz perhne ki bahuoot fazilat hai..namaz perhte rehne se insaan ke chehre per noor bhi ho gaa,.aur woh woh sab ki nazroon main sab se afzal ho gaa,kyion kr allah tala namazi ki chehre per hamaisha noor rakhta hai.allah ko yaad kero.yehi din hain jab insaan allah ki ebedat ker sakhta hai.isliye aaye aaj se hum wada kerte hain ke inshallah aaj se hum 5 waqt ki namazein zaroor perhnein ge.chahe humhian kuch bhi ho jai namaz ko qaza nahin kerna hai.waqt per namaz perhna hai.aur allah tala se sacche dil se tooba kerian gee ke allah tala tu hamrae agle pechle saare gunha maaf kerde ( AAMIN).isliye jo namaz perhta hia us per aik khas qisam ka noor allah tala us ke chehre per deta hai.aur allah jo noor insaan ke chehre per deta hai.woh kisi cream se bhi nahin aa skahta hai.namaz perhne se dil ko aik khas qisam ka sakoon milta hai..
aaj se tamam musalmaan wada kerain ke waqt per namaz perhein.pls mujhe bataye gaa zaroor ke aap ko yeh topic kaisa laga.

allah hafiz

aj tu kali hai kal ghulab perso tuja 2 litre julab hoga ;)

aik dafa aik adme ke aonko me dard hone laga to wo aonko ki doktar ke bajaye mal mavishyo ke doktar ke pas gaya aowr aos se anko ke dawa talb ke.
to doktar ne aos ko dawa dedy.
jab wo gar chala gaya to aos ne anko me dawa dal dy. to aos ke anko me kafe dard peda hova.
ais ke shakyat aos ne adalat me ke jab adalat me aose pocha gaya ke tum kon se daktar ke pas gaye te to aos ne aos daktar ka nam bataya to ais par jaj ne sepaheuo se kaha ke ais ko pakro aowr ais ko qeed khane me dal doo keu ke ye tu pagal hai .
agar ye pagal nahi hota tu ye mal maveshuo ke doktar ke pas na jata kise ache doktar ke pas jata.......................

Boy 2 Girl: Lets go to Jungle....
Girl: No!!! u will do smething wrng with me....
boy: By God, I--ll Not...!!!
Girl: Tay Feer Jaan da Ki faida....!!!
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acha howa k tu nay meri awqat yaad dilaiy
main to bhool giya tha k qari ka koi moqam nahi,,,,,,,,?

Tu is tarha se meri zindagi main shamil hai
jahan bhi jaoon yeh lagta hai, teri mehfil hai

yeh aasmaan, yeh badaal, yeh raste, yeh hawaa
har aik cheez hai apni jagha thikane pe
kaii dino se shikayat nahi zamane se

Aftab khan

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kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai