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Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

kal ho na ho...
Aaj tu hai...
Aaj ho na ho...
Ye pel tu hay...
Ye pel ho na ho...
Hum tu hia...
Hum ho na ho...
Humari Mohabbat tu hai.

Usne kaha balance bhijwao
Maine kaha ""Paise Nahi""
Usne kaha ""Kaise nahi""
Maine kaha ""Mehangai Hai""
Usne kaha ""Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hai""

Samajne ko tu tum sari daastan-e-gham samajte hoo
Jo mutlab kahne wale ka hai os ko kam samajte hoo.
Happy Valentine's day

kash main chand tu tara hota
falak pe ek ashiyana humara hota
sab tuje door bohot door se dekha karte
par tuje milney ka haq sirf hamara hota…

Tu sohni main mahiwal tera,
Tenu ishqe de wall sikhavan main,
Aa vekh mere ishq di intehan,
Tenu patt da mass khavavan main

Chandani ne
Kaha ke tu pyar kar...
Shama ne kaha
aankhen char kar...
Gori ko cheda to
boli muskarakar..
Abhi tu nadaan hai
kuch intezar kar...!

eik bar eik sikh apni cycle par ja raha hota ha samne say ek admi (man) aa raha hota he sardar gi us say poochta he k ki hall he sardar gi kehte hain maa(mother) de dua(prayer) sardar gi cycle say uter kar usay khoob marte hain wo banda(man) kehta he sardar gi ki hoya sardar gi kehte hain tu pehlay apni maa(mother) ki dua(prayer).hi, hi, hi,hi,hi, Proposed By ( Mateen Khan )

Aik dafa aik buhut hee badbu daar dunba kamray may band hota hay tu bahir punjabi,pathan,aur baloch ki shart lag jatee hay kay koon under ziada time rahay gha pehlay punjabi jata hay gakdi wapis aata hay phir baloch jata hay aur wo bhe 5 minute baad bahir>phir pathan jata hay kafi dair bad ""DUMBA BAHIR AAJATA HAY"" hahahahahhaahahahha