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Whatsapp Messages / Pappu
Mooria Ul Ain
Pappu's Girlfriend Told Him To Bring The Protection Next Time They Go On A Date.
Pappu's girlfriend told him to bring the PROTECTION next time they go on a date.
Pappu brought
3 cousins,
25 friends and
34 bodyguards with hockey sticks and weapons.
Pappu brought
3 cousins,
25 friends and
34 bodyguards with hockey sticks and weapons.
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Oct 11, 2014 at 17:10
Category: pappu
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Safia Saeed
Santa: Banta Once Told Me, "0nions Are The Only Food That Make You Cry."
Santa: Banta once told me, "0nions are the only food that make you cry."
That was before I hit him in the face with a Watermelon.
That was before I hit him in the face with a Watermelon.
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Oct 09, 2014 at 20:10
Category: SantaBanta
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Sms / Break Up
Muzammil Shahzad
Have I Told You Lately
Have I told you lately
how much I am in love with you???
No??
Think about it,
have a great life...
how much I am in love with you???
No??
Think about it,
have a great life...
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Jan 30, 2013 at 15:01
Category: break-up
Sms / Break Up
Shahbaz Ishaq
Once People Told Me
Once people told me love is true,
I didn't believe it till i found you,
Now that u gone, i'm going crazy,
I wish u would here n tell me i love you
I didn't believe it till i found you,
Now that u gone, i'm going crazy,
I wish u would here n tell me i love you
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May 19, 2012 at 19:05
Category: break-up
Sms / Break Up
Shahbaz Ishaq
Once People Told Me
ONCE PEOPLE TOLD ME LOVE IS TRUE,
I DIDNT B-LEAVE IT TILL I FOUND YU,
NOW DAT U GONE, IM GOING KRAYZIE,
I WISH U WUZ HERE N TELL ME 'I LOVE BABY
I DIDNT B-LEAVE IT TILL I FOUND YU,
NOW DAT U GONE, IM GOING KRAYZIE,
I WISH U WUZ HERE N TELL ME 'I LOVE BABY
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Apr 28, 2011 at 13:04
Category: break-up
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
A Man Told Santa Ur Son Is Dead!!!!!!!!
1 DAY SANTA N BANTA WERE STANDING AT fifty FLOOR OF A BUILDING
A MAN TOLD SANTA UR SON IS DEAD!!!!!!!!
HEARING THIS SARDAR jI JUMPED FROM fifty FLOOR
AT thirty fifth HE REALISE I DONT HAVE A SON
AT twenty HE REALISE I AM NOT MARRIED
AT third HE REALISE ""OH shit"" ,,, I AM BANTA...
A MAN TOLD SANTA UR SON IS DEAD!!!!!!!!
HEARING THIS SARDAR jI JUMPED FROM fifty FLOOR
AT thirty fifth HE REALISE I DONT HAVE A SON
AT twenty HE REALISE I AM NOT MARRIED
AT third HE REALISE ""OH shit"" ,,, I AM BANTA...
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Nov 17, 2007 at 20:11
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Cool
Ijunoon
My Maths Teacher Told Me 1'hour=60 Mins
My maths teacher told me 1'hour=60 mins. &
1'min=60'secs. but she never told me that
1'sec. without a FRIEND like u is equal to 100'years.
1'min=60'secs. but she never told me that
1'sec. without a FRIEND like u is equal to 100'years.
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Nov 16, 2007 at 22:11
Category: cool
Tags: Teacher
Sms / Naughty Insult
Ijunoon
A Boy Told His Friend,
A boy told his friend,
yaar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai
Friend answered:
Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)
yaar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai
Friend answered:
Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: naughty-insult
Tags: Friend Boy
Sms / Break Up
Ijunoon
Have I Told You Latley How Much
Have I told you latley how much
I am in love with you??? No??
Think about it, have a great life...
I am in love with you??? No??
Think about it, have a great life...
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: break-up
Sms / Marital Woes
There Was This Guy Who Told His Woman…
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thruogh hell for her. They got married and now he is going thru hell.
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1 Like ·
Nov 15, 2007 at 12:11
Category: marital-woes
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