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Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with
an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

Come here, take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!

ik larka toilet jata hai.tu samne lika jowa hoota hai ke left dekho jab wo left dekhta hai tu lika howa hoota hai ke right dekhoo jab wo right dekhta hai tu lika howa hoota hai upper dekhoo jab wo upper dekhta hai tu lika howa hoota hai ke peeche dekho jab wo peeche dekhta hai tu lika howa hoota hai are ye kya idaar udaar dekh rahe ho jo karne aye ho wo karooo.hahahaha

Aik Toilet k Bahir Likha Hoa Tha K Yahan per barey baron ki Nikal jaati hay......

A young newly wed couple just moved into their first apartment. The wife had a hurry call and ran into the bathroom and plopped down on the toilet. You guessed it...

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