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Life is so Simple:

When NASA began launch of astronauts in space,

they found out that d pen wouldn't work

at zero gravity(ink won't flow down 2

writing surface). It took them 1 decade

& $12 million 2 solve this problem.

They developed a pen that worked at 0 gravity,

upside down, underwater, on practically any surface

including crystals temperatures ranging

from below freezing to above 300'celsius.
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And what did the Russians do?

They used a PENCIL...

Simple Surd Questions & Answers!
Q: How do you keep a surd in suspense?
A: (I--ll tell you tomorrow.)

Q: How do you keep a surd busy?
A: Write --Please turn over-- on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: How did the surd try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!

Q: What--s the difference between a surd and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: Why can--t sardars make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: Why do men like surd (sardarji) jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.

Q: What does a surd say when you ask his if his blinker is on?
A: It--s on. It--s off. It--s on. It--s off. It--s on. It--s off.

Q: What do you get when U offer a surd a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: What do you call 10 surds standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What do you call a surd in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

Q: What do you call a surd with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: What do you call a surd in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: What do you see when you look into a surd--s eyes?
A: The back of his head.

Q: What do a surd and your computer have in common?
A: You don--t know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

Q: What do you do when a surd throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: Why did the surd take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant becaus missed a period.

Q: Why are surds hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: Why can--t surds put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q: Whats the difference between a Surd and a Supermarket Trolley?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q: A surd ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.

Q: What--s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A surd parade.

Q: Guy asked his surd wife how did you get the car in the living room?
A: She said I drove it through the kitchen and took a left.

Q: SOMEONE ASKED IF A SURD BELEIVED IN SMOKING.
A: He said Yes, I--ve seen it done.

Q: Have you ever read Shakespeare?
A: Sardar: No, who wrote it?