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Modern shadi: Lrka lrki k father se: Mai ap ki beti ka Haath mangnay aya hun. Father: Q Larka:Q k meray haath thak gay hain usay msg kr kr k..!

Husband 2 wife: Mai Wo Ni K Shadi Hui Or Badal Gaya Shadi Se Pehle B Mujhe Shadi Ka Sh0q Tha. Shadi K Bad B Muje Shadi Ka Sh0q hy...

ek Kanjoos Husband Shadi Wali Raat Apni BV se: Apna Haath Dejiye
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BV Ne Sharma k Hath Aagay Barha Diya or Aankhen Band Kar Leen,
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Jab Thori Dair men Aankhen Kholeen to Kanjoos husband Marker se Haath Pe Ghari Bana Raha tha
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BV Boli: Ye Kya?
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Husband : Sharmatey huey..
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Pagli Ye Teri Moo Dikhaee Hay...add Wife...Have Life :)

WIFE: Meri shadi to Study ki waja se late hue apki shadi kyun late hue.?
Husband: Main "SADQA" bohat kasrat se diya kerta tha..!
WIFE: Shadi se "SADQAY" Ka kiya taluk..??
Husband: Sadqa balaon ko talta hai
bas ek Mah Sadqa dena bhool gaya
phir usi maheny Shadi hogai...hahahahahahahahahaha.,.

Shadi k 1 Hfty bd
Hsbnd
Tum muj se alag ghr ki frmaish to nhi krogi na
Wife
Na G
Meri Toba
Maa ka pehla haq hy
Ap un ko alag ghar ly den

1 Jutt kisi ki shadi me gya,
shadi walay ghar k 2 darwazay thay,
1 pe rishtedar dosray pe dost likha tha,
Jutt dosto walay darwaze se dakhil hua,
aagay phir 2 darwazay thay 1 pe ladies dosray pe gents likha tha,
Jutt gents walay darwazay se enter hua,
wahan 2 or darwazay thay,
1 pe gift dene walay dosray pe baghair gift walay likha tha,
Jutt baghair gift walay darwazay me dakhil ho gya.
Samne dekha to Jutt bahir gali me kharra tha.!.

Shadi shuda jorey sirf aik hi haal me khush rehtay hain...
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.ab ap pocho gy
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Kis haal me?
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: Shadi hall mein. HAHAHAHA.