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Na Cheeno Mere Mulk K Nojawanon Say

FACEBOOK Ki Service

'FARAZ'

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Aik Yehi Tau Book Hai Jo Woh Dil Laga Kar Parhtay Hain :)

SmS dosnt mean ""SHORT msg in SERVICE""
It also means Share
My Sweetness Search
My Soul Seek
My Sweetheart Succeed
My Smarty See
ME Smiling So Keep SMSING.

Santa: What is the meaning of SMS?

Banta: It Means...

S - Sardaro ka.
M - Mazaak udane ki.
S - Service.

Santa: What is the meaning of SMS?

Banta: It Means...

S - Sardaro ka.
M - Mazaak udane ki.
S - Service.

There is this good ol-- barber in some city in US. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies, I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing a community service.
The florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank You card and a dozen roses waiting at his doorstep. A cop goes for a haircut next and when he goes to pay the barber, the latter replies, I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing a community service.
The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank You card and a dozen donuts waiting at his doorstep. An Indian software engineer goes for a haircut after that and while paying, the barber tells him, I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing a community service.
The next morning, when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there!
A dozen Indians waiting for a free haircut!

A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

Khudi ko kar kanjos itna
K har sms bhejny say pehle...
Service center wale call kar ky khud pochen....
Bata aj sms bhejny ki waja kia hy??