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Friendship is like playing on a see-saw, not only bcoz it's always fun with each other but also bcoz smone won't mind going down to see another one rise.

Our friendship is like playing on a see-saw, not only bcoz it's always fun being with you but also bcoz I won't mind going down to see you rise!

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?

Wow! New Underwear.

I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.

Last night, I saw you in my dreams. Now I can't wait to go to sleep.

Santa: I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Great legs".

Banta: Go on. I am all ears.

Santa: The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so". I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now"!

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was going to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

Wat a RIP OFF! I saw a book in the store titled: 37 Mating Positions. I took it home, sat in my room,opend it. Damn it...It was a book on CHESS!

I cried that I had no shoes, until I saw the man who stole it. Then he cried!